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Friday, September 30, 2011

Rick Santorum Smells a Conspiracy

Posted by on Fri, Sep 30, 2011 at 11:31 AM

Apparently, all Rick Santorum can do nowadays is whine about how life isn't fair. On the heels of the news that the Florida primary is moving up to January 31st, Politico reports on Santorum's latest whine:

What I believe is going on is somebody in Florida is shilling for Mitt Romney, and probably Rick Perry. They want to shorten the playing field now that these guys are ahead. I'm sure they'd like to have the election tomorrow. So by moving up the calendar, you help the favorites. And there's somebody in Florida who wants to help the favorites. They certainly don't want to help the people, because they're gonna be denied their delegates.

When pressed, Santorum declined to point fingers at any one candidate in particular, because he is a lily-livered coward.

 

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Posted by sgt_doom on September 30, 2011 at 11:40 AM · Report this
Fifty-Two-Eighty 2
Really, who gives a shit? This idiot couldn't even win his home state.
Posted by Fifty-Two-Eighty http://www.nra.org on September 30, 2011 at 11:47 AM · Report this
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You really think his liver is jaundiced?
Not only his perspective on life?
Posted by BiCycleRider on September 30, 2011 at 11:48 AM · Report this
Cui Bono 4
Is this that "persecution complex" they keep trying to pin on minorities?
Posted by Cui Bono on September 30, 2011 at 11:58 AM · Report this
Ziggity 5
Creepy, huh? It's like there's a group of tens of millions of Americans who are all conspiring to vote for somebody else.
Posted by Ziggity on September 30, 2011 at 12:19 PM · Report this
God Almighty 6
I say to my petulant child Rick Santorum: Stop worshipping the miscarried fetus of your wife. It's time to bury it into the ground and move on.
Posted by God Almighty on September 30, 2011 at 1:12 PM · Report this
balderdash 7
I like to imagine that if one day I got to meet Rick Santorum I would just Wild Bill Hickok him and straight-up call him vile names to his face until he cries because you know he would be unable to respond verbally or physically on account of being an anatomical freak what actually, bizarrely, has no backbone whatsoever.
Posted by balderdash http://introverse.blogspot.com on September 30, 2011 at 3:30 PM · Report this
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"There's somebody in Florida who wants to help the favorites."

Well, Rick, that WOULD be a shock, now, wouldn't it? Wanting an actual electable candidate?
Posted by Lymis on September 30, 2011 at 3:48 PM · Report this

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