“Well, I’m just about at the elevator up to the family quarters. But bear with me for just a minute more as I confirm who I am. It’s obvious; I’m the president of the United States of America!” Cain writes in “This is Herman Cain! My Journey to the White House,” to be released next week by Threshold Editions, a Simon & Schuster imprint.
A whole chapter is narrated in the present tense by President Cain, which sounds totally fucking entertaining to me. And the L.A. Times has a roundup of Herman Cain's big media moment, including news that Herman Cain thinks black people are "brainwashed," even though he believes he can win a third or half of the black vote if he's nominated. That seems totally plausible to me! Find much more, including Cain fan Dennis Miller saying that Cain knows nothing about foreign policy, but neither does Barack Obama*, here.
* It blows my mind that Republicans are still trying to say that Barack Obama is bad at foreign policy. Did none of them want to catch Osama bin Laden? What the fuck is wrong with them?