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Friday, September 16, 2011

In Condemnation of The Stranger and "City Council Car Fucks"

Posted by on Fri, Sep 16, 2011 at 10:23 AM

Dear Editors,

I trust The Stranger to get it right when it comes to issues in the city. In your series on bikes this week you mostly do so….mentioning the true cost of the auto infrastructure and calling for more space for people and bikes.

My problem is that you just can’t resist calling it a “war between cyclists and cars.” I realize that you have a lot of framing, clothing and tickets to sell and like any commercial rag must therefore sensationalize stories to do so. But in this case you may tip the scales towards violence with your rhetoric. Many borderline narcissists, losers with no life and a big SUV to make them feel some power, even for a moment, may tip into full blown sociopathic behavior.

Can you describe it any other way? A person willing to kill or maim an innocent person because they are delayed for a few seconds is way beyond mere narcissism, and should be treated accordingly.



I have been riding Seattle streets for 100 plus miles/week since 1978. Here are a few things I have observed:

1. The motorists are becoming much more kind and gracious to me and my bike. It used to be that some fuck would TRY to hurt me about once a month with a car.

2. Courtesy is the lubricant of any road system, and will be returned in kind.

3. The police are biased towards cars. If you have any incident get a witness right away, a license plate, and a physical description of the driver. And, if you are knocked off your bike come up with a cell phone camera, not your fists. Document..document…document….

Cars and cities are natural enemies. The best way to break this monopoly is to allocate space to bikes and pedestrians. If a car is required to get around in a city…have you thought about how horribly elitist that is? Much has been written about the pollution, implied violence, road rage scums, etc.. But it is also very much an isolating factor, inhibiting cultural and artistic mixing by people that cannot afford to operate a car.

The best way forward right now is to get city council car fucks out in the next election. Here is a story idea to accomplish this perhaps. Why did Seattle tear out all the existing light rail in the early 20th century? What I have heard is that the people filed an initiative to keep them and the city council ignored the will of the people in favor of cars and rubber tire buses. That is a story I would love to know more about.

Sincerely,
David Schomer

 

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very bad homo 1
This letter makes me want to hurt people.
Posted by very bad homo on September 16, 2011 at 10:41 AM
2
Although I own a car and do drive in the city, as ZipCar can't be bothered to put a vehicle within one mile of my dense residential neighborhood, it is heartening to read from what I am guessing to be an American male that "A person willing to kill or maim an innocent person because they are delayed for a few seconds is way beyond mere narcissism, and should be treated accordingly."
I feel unfairly bullied when I do things like drive 20 mph when amber lights flash or when I see children in the school zone, or stop for pedestrians in a crosswalk, and someone behind me honks. I don't understand the "honk first, then survey the area you're driving through" behavior and it makes me feel much better to know at least one other person labels that behavior as irrational and sociopathic. Why would a driver behind a vehicle stopped to let pedestrians or cyclists with right-of-way assume the vehicle in front has stopped for no legal reason and therefore must be honked at?
Posted by I don't deserve 2 drive cuz I believe in safety on September 16, 2011 at 10:46 AM
gloomy gus 3
How our decrepit streetcar system got torn out is an interesting story indeed - Historylink does a good job of it, as usual. Might use it as a starting point. Looks like Seattle voters certainly wanted a city-owned system, but not to pay for it. Some things never change.
By the mid-1930s, Seattle was desperate for an escape route. The city retained the John C. Beeler Organization to devise a solution, but rejected the organization's first proposal for a mixed system of streetcars and buses. The City Council liked a new Beeler plan for electric "trackless trolleys" and motor buses. Mayor John Dore, organized labor, and many civic and neighborhood groups disagreed, and in 1937 voters soundly rejected the "Beeler Plan."

This "victory" did not pay the bills, and Mayor Dore died amid the worsening financial crisis. His successor and future governor Arthur Langlie (1900-1966) appealed to the Federal Government for emergency aid. In May 1939, the Reconstruction Finance Corporation loaned Seattle $10 million to pay off the streetcar debt and to implement a revised version of the Beeler Plan.
http://www.historylink.org/index.cfm?Dis…
Posted by gloomy gus on September 16, 2011 at 10:48 AM
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Holier than thou attitude: check
Blame the messenger: check
Persecution complex: check
Strident assertions based on hearsay/legend: check

My god, we've got a True Believer on our hands.
Posted by also on September 16, 2011 at 10:49 AM
TVDinner 5
@1: Why? I think it's very reasonable and fills me with hope for humanity at large. And look at that! Unlike the rest of us, Mister Schomer actually signed his real name. He's got more courage than the lot of us combined.
Posted by TVDinner http:// on September 16, 2011 at 10:49 AM
seandr 6
Whether I'm driving, biking, or walking, I always find the drivers on Capitol Hill to be extremely courteous.

I agree with Dave Schomer - the "war" rhetoric is complete bullshit and only makes the problem worse.
Posted by seandr on September 16, 2011 at 10:56 AM
OuterCow 7
Destroy all cars.
Posted by OuterCow on September 16, 2011 at 11:01 AM
Supreme Ruler Of The Universe 8
Cars and cities are natural enemies.

This is the most fantastic quote! Yes, you've sown the seeds of your own destruction turning America's formerly most middle class and liveable "city" into a densified, over priced hellhole, with obnoxious haves and decrepit have nots trying to make each other extinct on a daily basis.

Posted by Supreme Ruler Of The Universe http://www.you-read-it-here-first.com on September 16, 2011 at 11:10 AM
The_Shaved_Bear 9
@4 Same right back at you. Twerp.
Posted by The_Shaved_Bear on September 16, 2011 at 11:18 AM
10
"Many borderline narcissists, losers with no life and a big SUV to make them feel some power, even for a moment, may tip into full blown sociopathic behavior."

I'm pretty sure that SUV ownership* is sociopathic behavior in and of itself.

*barring people who actually need to haul around hundreds of pounds of gear and goods off-road on a regular basis.
Posted by mtiffany71 on September 16, 2011 at 11:31 AM
Will in Seattle 11
Cities were built with bikes and horses in mind.

Sidewalks and gutters were so the deep muck from the horses would not splatter the pedestrians on the sidewalk.

Cars were not part of the design.
Posted by Will in Seattle http://www.facebook.com/WillSeattle on September 16, 2011 at 11:41 AM
ObeyTheFist 12
Here's a great article discussing the subject on a grander scale. And it's interestingly between two high profile Libertarians.

Welch is absolutely right that we should “respect people’s preferences more than trying to change their behavior.” But I don’t think this would mean making government policies even more pro-driving. The sky-high rents in the densest areas of New York, DC, San Francisco, and other large cities suggest that there’s demand for even higher-density development in these areas that the law won’t let the market serve. And it’s reasonable to think there are people in cities like St. Louis or Minneapolis who would choose to live in that kind of neighborhood if the law allowed it to exist. It’s impossible to know what the typical American city would look like without six decades of pro-driving social engineering, but my guess is that it would involve more use of trains.


http://www.forbes.com/sites/timothylee/2…
Posted by ObeyTheFist on September 16, 2011 at 11:43 AM
seandr 13
@10: Let's not forget all the sociopath parents carpooling kids to school.
Posted by seandr on September 16, 2011 at 11:48 AM
14
@13: Please. Being sociopathic is the leading cause of wanting to have children in the city in the first place.
Posted by suddenlyorcas on September 16, 2011 at 12:02 PM
care bear 15
@13 How many people have so many kids they need an SUV to drive them to school? Anybody besides Mormons?
Posted by care bear on September 16, 2011 at 12:07 PM
Rotten666 16
@10 and @15 you ever try to fit a few kids, a stroller, and all the other bullshit that comes along with children in a prius? Good luck with that.

@14 What the fuck does that even mean?

Lots of self righteous indignation up in here.

Posted by Rotten666 on September 16, 2011 at 12:33 PM
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@14,

You're right. They should live in the suburbs and continue to kill the planet.

@15,

If you have more than two kids, and at least one of the kids is under the age of five, you have to have an SUV or station wagon. Car seats are fucking huge these days, and all kids up to preteens have to sit in the backseat.
Posted by keshmeshi on September 16, 2011 at 12:46 PM
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn 18
Can we get David Hiller on the city council? Because if McGinn as taught us anything, the more you demonize your opponents, the more strident and stubborn you are, the more you accomplish. We need more of that.
Posted by Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn http://youtu.be/zu-akdyxpUc on September 16, 2011 at 12:54 PM
19
"The best way forward right now is to get city council car fucks out in the next election."

That's a good slogan: It'll get you 5 percent of the citywide vote.
Posted by J.R. on September 16, 2011 at 1:44 PM
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@16: There are vehicles that are much more practical for people-moving than SUVs. They're called 'minivans' and 'station wagons.' The only reason SUVs exist is no one wants to be seen driving the same kind of vehicle they were schlepped around in as a kid.
Posted by Orv on September 16, 2011 at 2:13 PM
Will in Seattle 21
@19 ignore the suburbanites - they think they're the majority in Seattle and they don't even live here.
Posted by Will in Seattle http://www.facebook.com/WillSeattle on September 16, 2011 at 2:14 PM
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@20,

How are minivans any better for the planet or safety on the roads?
Posted by keshmeshi on September 16, 2011 at 2:49 PM
rob! 23
@22, generally lower weight and better mileage, but more importantly: a) unit-body design rather than body-over-rigid-ladder-frame means controlled crush zones on impact, lessening deceleration forces on occupants of both the van and whatever else it hits, and b) bumper heights more likely to be near those of small automobiles, reducing override and catastrophic intrusion into passenger space.
Posted by rob! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZBdUceCL5U on September 16, 2011 at 3:31 PM
Posted by rob! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZBdUceCL5U on September 16, 2011 at 3:34 PM
Rotten666 25
@20 Feel free to have kids and drive whatever vehicle you want to drive. I'll do the same.

Posted by Rotten666 on September 16, 2011 at 3:54 PM
Hernandez 26
@7 Except those that deliver the food and other goods we all want, need and use, right?
Posted by Hernandez http://hernandezlist.blogspot.com on September 16, 2011 at 4:10 PM
Eastpike 27
The war between cyclists goes back to the invention of the bicycle, when the horse and buggy was the "car". Horses preferred dirt, aristocrats on bikes (fancy high-tech machines that they were) wanted paving. Bikes spooked the horses, but mostly the equestrians feared change. The bicycle literally paved the way for modern car society as we know it.
Posted by Eastpike on September 16, 2011 at 4:15 PM
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@22: What #23 said, plus the load floor in a minivan is lower, so it's much easier to get stuff in and out. SUVs have to be high off the ground to do offroad stuff, which makes them more top-heavy, worsens handling, and raises the load floor. They also have to carry around a heavy 4WD system that reduces fuel economy and that most drivers will never use.

Ironically, the CAFE fuel economy regulations are partly to blame for SUVs. Big station wagons are cars, SUVs are light trucks, and the latter have more lax fuel economy standards. Automakers dropped large station wagons because they were hurting their car fleet average.
Posted by Orv on September 16, 2011 at 4:31 PM

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