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News & ArtsWednesday, September 14, 2011
At Large QFC: Tastemaker!
Posted by Jen Graves on Wed, Sep 14, 2011 at 3:34 PM
Except, if one half of the slogan is false, is the other half automatically false, too?
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prices have gone up across the board at QFC, and they have signs everywhere saying "new low price!". i blame Kroger.
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can't blame Kroger - prices are about 30% less at Fred Meyer, which is also part of the Kroger "family".
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@2: Kroger is the Kardashians of the grocery world.
I think QFC is Kim while Fred Meyer is Kourtney.
Nobody wants to be Khloe.
I think QFC is Kim while Fred Meyer is Kourtney.
Nobody wants to be Khloe.
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"if one half of the slogan is false, is the other half automatically false, too?"
No. I know most people aren't familiar with any brand of formal logic, but that doesn't make jokes which shove that fact in our faces any less saddening.
No. I know most people aren't familiar with any brand of formal logic, but that doesn't make jokes which shove that fact in our faces any less saddening.
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For those of you who are not fluent in QFCese, the direct translation of "Low Price!" is "We just raised the price!" They think (or hope) we're stupid.
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