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News & ArtsWednesday, September 7, 2011
Visual Art / Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz I *Am* a Photographer
Posted by Cienna Madrid on Wed, Sep 7, 2011 at 3:18 PM
Here's something not a lot of people know about me: I'm really good at taking pictures. And I don't even own a camera! I'm not usually one to brag (it's unbecoming of a lady) but since Jen brought it up, portraits are my specialty. I call them "still lives." Here's one I took just the other day, at Bumbershoot:
- PHOTO BY CIENNA MADRID, PHOTOGRAPHER, glasses by Kelly O.
I'm available for weddings but I prefer to shoot funerals (for obvious reasons).
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You have artfully captured the weird way her fuck-you fingers curl to the sides.
To make this photo more Slog-like, you need to step back about thirty yards and turn off all the lights in the room. And turn everything blue.
To make this photo more Slog-like, you need to step back about thirty yards and turn off all the lights in the room. And turn everything blue.
3
I had a friend who took photos of turds. He had quite the collection and he would jump at the chance to give a slide show. Notice he is in the past tense.
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Perhaps when she was young her fingers were repeatedly stepped on when she would fall off of her pony and that is why they are bent like that. Or maybe she was just born that way and I'm the only one who has bent middle fingers for that reason.
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At least she is positioning her other fingers correctly. Nothing is worse than the limpy, thumb askew, cactus looking half shaka-bro middle finger. The middle finger must be extended from a closed fist so that it resembles the cock and balls from whence the message of "Fuck You!" comes. The curved middle fingers are natural. Weird, but natural.
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Yeah, I was going to say that it looks like a perfect image of Brissey. That "muffin top" (ew) probably baked itself over the holidays during Brissey's annual Slog vision-quest.
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whoah! Cienna's magic camera! I'm the one with muffin top, but somehow she shifted it to Grant! YAY Cienna!
also, I would like to take time to point out that my shirt has a naked woman sitting inside a pentagram with a cute kitten. My friend, and Seattle star TJ designed this shirt. Check him out: http://store.actualpain.org/
also, I would like to take time to point out that my shirt has a naked woman sitting inside a pentagram with a cute kitten. My friend, and Seattle star TJ designed this shirt. Check him out: http://store.actualpain.org/
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