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Friday, September 2, 2011

Oh, You Kids! Stupid, Stupid Baby: It's Called a VAGINA, You IDIOT!

Posted by on Fri, Sep 2, 2011 at 10:13 AM

Okay. I can maybe accept that stupid, stupid babies are too stupid to stop themselves from drooling all over my new H&M polo. Because, after all, they're STUPID. What I CANNOT and WILL NOT accept is the butchering of anatomical terminology. NOTE TO STUPID, STUPID BABIES OF THE WORLD: It's "VA-gina" not "PA-gina," you blithering infantile morons! Jesus fucking Christ. I need a goddamn drink.



Fucking... stupid... baby!

 

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undead ayn rand 1
I have a total revulsion to cutesy euphemisms for genitalia. I mean, there's cutesy talk in bed, but that's lurrrrvy, not infantilism.
Posted by undead ayn rand on September 2, 2011 at 10:25 AM
eastcoastreader 2
are you allergic to cute stuff or something? chill out.
Posted by eastcoastreader on September 2, 2011 at 11:05 AM
MacCrocodile 3
@2 - Yes, I'm sure Mr. Humphrey is legitimately enraged by this, the same way he has actual human feelings about anything.
Posted by MacCrocodile http://maccrocodile.com/ on September 2, 2011 at 11:32 AM
Confluence 4
What? I still call it a pagina. Why didn't someone tell me?
Posted by Confluence on September 2, 2011 at 11:39 AM
5
Mommy can have as many penises as she wants.
Posted by pox on September 2, 2011 at 12:21 PM
6
What #5 said. If mommy doesn't have a penis, how did she become a mommy?*

*Assuming she didn't adopt, of course.
Posted by seatackled on September 2, 2011 at 12:30 PM
abbytron 7
In related news, "Stupid, Stupid Baby" is one of my all-time favorite Stranger clippings.
Posted by abbytron http://www.wenatcheeworld.com/weblogs/give-it-spin/ on September 2, 2011 at 1:33 PM
this guy I know in Spokane 8
That's not X-rated.
Posted by this guy I know in Spokane on September 2, 2011 at 2:58 PM
9
I super-heart Wm.S.H.'s S.S.B., aka S.F.B., columns, this one included.
Posted by Eric from Boulder on September 2, 2011 at 4:14 PM
DeepFriedBananaBits 10
Steven, how do you feel aout orangina, the citrus drink?
Posted by DeepFriedBananaBits on September 3, 2011 at 12:23 PM

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