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In the guide:

Five Great Things About Daryl Hall & John Oates!

Butthole Surfer and the Ultimate Brown Sound!

Hari Kondabolu Talks About What's It's Like to Be a Pseudo-Celebrity, Das Racist, and His Fear of Dying in an Airplane Crash!

Broken Social Scene!

Red Fang Rolled Their Van!

Is It Still Possible to Love Battlestar Galactica, Knowing That the Ending Sucks Donkey Dick?!

Charles Mudede Is in Love With Yukimi Nagano of Little Dragon!

Astronautalis on Relentless Dirtbag Touring, German Squats, and F. Scott Fitzgerald!

Dennis Coffey Has Made a Life by Staying Out of the Limelight!

John Dwyer Keeps Thee Oh Sees Pointed Toward the Good Life!

Eighteen Months of Accomplishments, Van Breakdowns, and Weddings with the Lonely Forest!

Daughter of a Gun: Marya Sea Kaminski's Bonnie Parker Play

Plus, some words about every damn thing happening at Bumbershoot!

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