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Friday, August 26, 2011

Jimmy Hendricks Manpurse Happy Hour!

Posted by on Fri, Aug 26, 2011 at 2:40 PM

Yooooooooooou guuuuuuuuuuuys!!!!! Do you like cafes? Do you like hard things? Do you like rocks? Do you like emasculating a man for carrying his belongings around in a perfectly reasonable receptacle such as a bag or satchel? Do you like the work of celebrated celebrity Jimmy "Not That Other Guy, Please Don't Sue Us" Hendricks, whoever that is? Do you like drinking with socially awkward shut-ins while surrounded by garbage once touched by Kenny Rogers?

WELL OH MY GOD DO I HAVE THE FUCKING HAPPY HOUR FOR YOU.

Next Wednesday, August 31, from 5 to 8 pm, we shall convene on the the sparkling rooftop deck of downtown's Hard Rock Cafe for the first ever Jimmy Hendricks Manpurse Happy Hour!

No word yet from our previous happy hour guest, the venerable Thomas Skerritt, but the invitation has been issued. I'm sure he's just playing coy.

So mark your calendars, freaks! Very special drink specials—they are FULL OF ALCOHOL—below:

· $5 boilermakers—a draft beer with shot of Jim Beam
· well drinks for $3.30 each (Smirnoff, Beefeater, Bacardi, Sauza, Cutty Sark, Jack Daniels)
· half-off draft beers ($2.60 to$3.10 each) and Washington wines ($3.15 to $4.50)
· plus half-off most appetizers.

Jimmy Hendricks Manpurse Happy Hour! WOOOOO!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

 

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middkdr 1
I'll bring my manpurse, as long as I am allowed to call it my snatchel.
Posted by middkdr on August 26, 2011 at 3:35 PM · Report this
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It's Jimi Hendrix, you twit.
Posted by Toe Tag on August 26, 2011 at 3:49 PM · Report this
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@2 no it isn't, you fucking idiot. learn to read.
Posted by legacy builder on August 26, 2011 at 4:17 PM · Report this
Fnarf 4
@2, it says right there in the title "Jimmy Hendricks". This Hendrix fellow, whoever he is, must be someone else.
Posted by Fnarf http://www.facebook.com/fnarf on August 26, 2011 at 6:01 PM · Report this

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