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Friday, August 26, 2011

God Is Angry

Posted by on Fri, Aug 26, 2011 at 8:48 AM

Hurricane Irene
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First earthquakes, now hurricanes. What Bethany said, but with a picture. And since I'm the panic monger, expect updates on hurricane Irene over our perfect, late summer Seattle weekend.

 

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Rob in Baltimore 1
I'm just hoping it doesn't become a Hurriquake!
Posted by Rob in Baltimore http://www.wishbookweb.com/ on August 26, 2011 at 8:55 AM
2
God is punishing America for discriminating against its citizens.
Posted by seatackled on August 26, 2011 at 8:58 AM
Vince 3
So water and heat spell hurricane. Does that mean global warming will give us more monster storms?
Because if I'm not mistaken even a couple degrees warmer means more massive hurricanes because that's more heat that has to dissipate.
Posted by Vince on August 26, 2011 at 9:00 AM
gloomy gus 4
He mad Florida can't get it up.
Posted by gloomy gus on August 26, 2011 at 9:07 AM
Fifty-Two-Eighty 5
Vince, in theory, it should, yes. But it doesn't seem to be working out that way. Maybe the theory's flawed.
Posted by Fifty-Two-Eighty http://www.nra.org on August 26, 2011 at 9:09 AM
6
@3, Yes, climate change models make clear that more energy in the system means more extreme weather events.
Posted by Goldy on August 26, 2011 at 9:09 AM
gloomy gus 7
@5, I love that your blind spots seem even more glaring than mine some days.
Posted by gloomy gus on August 26, 2011 at 9:14 AM
8
@3: I'm sending your question to Dear Science for full exploration (not that I don't trust Goldy as a scientician...).
Posted by Bethany Jean Clement on August 26, 2011 at 9:16 AM
Fifty-Two-Eighty 9
Oh, I've got "blind" spots, Gus, but that's not one of them; I know exactly what I'm doing. Just stirring the old pot.
Posted by Fifty-Two-Eighty http://www.nra.org on August 26, 2011 at 9:20 AM
gloomy gus 10
Stirring the old pot, huh? I would never. BTW I sure wish Mayor Mike McGinn had lived up to his potential.
Posted by gloomy gus on August 26, 2011 at 9:51 AM
Fifty-Two-Eighty 11
Yeah, that sucks, huh? I blame the hacks at The Stranger.
Posted by Fifty-Two-Eighty http://www.nra.org on August 26, 2011 at 9:54 AM
The Max 12
God is angry at our governor Nikki Haley for trying to defund our local NPR station.
Posted by The Max on August 26, 2011 at 9:56 AM
gloomy gus 13
Fucking credulous, they are.
Posted by gloomy gus on August 26, 2011 at 10:01 AM
internet_jen 14
not panic monger, you mean fear monger. If you were in an east coast city I'd let the panic thing slide.
Posted by internet_jen on August 26, 2011 at 10:05 AM
15
Hemorrhoids! Hurricanes! Homosexuals! Oh my!
Posted by Smell on August 26, 2011 at 10:08 AM
Rob in Baltimore 16
Still, it's better than a Herman Cain blowing onshore.
Posted by Rob in Baltimore http://www.wishbookweb.com/ on August 26, 2011 at 10:10 AM
Aurora Erratic 17
If bad weather means God is angry, does pleasant weather mean God is pleased? It's sunny and 75 here in Maine today; a perfect summer day.
On Sunday God will be angry with us, however. I'm so confused.
Posted by Aurora Erratic http://www.finemesspottery.com on August 26, 2011 at 10:23 AM
Fifty-Two-Eighty 18
Lots of shucking and jiving going on here, and that's cool, but to really understand what a big deal this hurricane is, you have to appreciate that virtually all of the infrastructure for New York City and its 8 million people is underground. Subways, telephone, tunnels, electricity, you name it. And with even a couple of feet of storm surge, all that shit's gonna be underwater. It's gonna get hairy.
Posted by Fifty-Two-Eighty http://www.nra.org on August 26, 2011 at 10:31 AM
MacCrocodile 19
@17 - It's like an abusive relationship. We don't know how to not piss God off, but we've learned how to protect ourselves when he gets drunk.
Posted by MacCrocodile on August 26, 2011 at 10:32 AM
blackhook 20
I'm wondering if maybe it's time for God to get His portly, arrogant ass into a little anger management counseling.

Of course, in heaven that might involve sitting down with strange old Popes & other weird religious wildlife. If I were God, I would run for the Hills!
Posted by blackhook on August 26, 2011 at 11:28 AM

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