Just to give you an idea of how often we file things here at The Stranger, our news intern just found a nine-month-old cupcake hidden in a file cabinet in our editorial offices.

Now if only we could figure out where we put our credibility.

Speaking of lost items, if you're missing your weave, I found it on the corner of 11the Avenue and Pike Street. Just look for it on the ground between the dumpsters and that dude spray painting a used mattress.

You're welcome.