Here's my little Q&A with Haynes in Chuckletown this week:
Who are you?
I'm Andy Haynes, your prom date.
What are you doing here?
I'm visiting my sick mother and all the foster kids I raised and put through college, and checking in on the nonprofit I started. But I'm also headlining Comedy Underground this weekend, and that first part isn't true.
Remember how we went to high school together?
Oh yeah, you were that goth chick, right?
Describe your comedy with words.
Pompous, juvenile, offensive, and then insincerely apologetic.