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Tuesday, August 9, 2011

In Which I Attempt to Understand Robots

Posted by on Tue, Aug 9, 2011 at 10:54 AM

Remember last week when I posted a long-lost video of myself reviewing Rob Zombie's Halloween II? WELL HERE'S ANOTHER ONE, BITCHEZ! Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen:

 

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Next time those badass bots come to Earth, we'll be ready for them:

http://boingboing.net/wp-content/uploads…

http://boingboing.net/2011/08/09/android…
Posted by sgt_doom on August 9, 2011 at 11:08 AM
Todd 2
Keep doing these, they're hillarious!
Posted by Todd on August 9, 2011 at 11:09 AM
MacCrocodile 3
The only time anyone ever wanted Shia TheBeef for his brain.

And I wonder about the working Transformers. What if you're the bulldozer, and your job that day is to bulldoze a community center or a school or a home for orphan nuns? Do you do the job, because it's your job, or do you risk blowing your cover to do the right thing?
Posted by MacCrocodile http://maccrocodile.com/ on August 9, 2011 at 11:11 AM
Reverse Polarity 4
Silly Lindy. You're not supposed to understand robots, or anything else in this movie. You're just supposed to sit back and be awed by explosions and CGI. If you attempt to enjoy the movie on any other level, it is an utter failure.
Posted by Reverse Polarity on August 9, 2011 at 12:02 PM
5
Does anyone else think these movies would have been infinitely better if Jay Baruchel had been cast instead of Shia-whatever?
Posted by Chris Jury http://www.thebismarck.net on August 9, 2011 at 12:25 PM
Quiet Tao 6
Uh, they're EVIL ROBOTS...that IS what they do all day, every day.

And that's why they MUST be stopped.
Posted by Quiet Tao on August 9, 2011 at 1:01 PM
Will in Seattle 7
Zombie Robots?

Robots don't need jobs.
Posted by Will in Seattle http://www.facebook.com/WillSeattle on August 9, 2011 at 1:20 PM
8
@3,

Maybe they conveniently break down.
Posted by keshmeshi on August 9, 2011 at 4:01 PM
9
these videos are only fueling my little crush on you.
Posted by LW is smart, funny, talanted and hot on August 9, 2011 at 7:13 PM
MacCrocodile 10
@8 - Yeah, I don't know about that. If you're the bulldozer that keeps breaking down, that's going to look suspicious, and you might get scrapped for parts.
Posted by MacCrocodile http://maccrocodile.com/ on August 9, 2011 at 8:28 PM
burgin22 11
I would stick to the written word if I were you.
Posted by burgin22 http://www.zombo.com/ on August 12, 2011 at 10:40 AM

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