Wait, you mean he isn't joking? That's fucking terrifying!

Frankly I pray for the president every day. I pray for his wisdom, I pray that God will open his eyes. I wish this president would turn back the health care law that's been passed, ask that his EPA back down these regulations that are causing businesses to hesitate to spend money...I read my Bible faithfully and every morning try to get up and take that devotional to heart and I don't know what God's got planned for me. For 61 years he's given me good direction. He's put roadblocks up or he's opened up ways for me and so I'm glad I've got a… God's got a great sense of humor, I know that as well so anyway, whatever He has in store for me I look forward to it. I pray for God's guidance.

I don't know how anyone who sits in that governor's desk...or is a city councilman or for that matter just a mom or a dad; how they function without that divine guidance in people's lives and the values that the Bible teaches us. I tell people, I say, that sometimes get their nose out of joint about me being a believer I ask them, "well which one of the ten commandments that's out there on the lawn of the Texas capitol bothers you so much? I mean which one of those is bad public policy? Which one of those is so onerous to how we as a people function? "

Perry's Big Texan Jesus Revival Prayer Meeting happens this weekend. It will probably be really scary, and a bunch of frightening and hilarious videos featuring interviews with attendees will be ready for liberal blogs bright and early Monday morning.