There's a photo of someone's shoes followed by three getting-to-know you questions. The three questions are inappropriate for summer. Based on the shoes and the answers to the questions you are supposed to guess who the person is. GOOD LUCK!

The singer ("She scratched my boob really hard—there was a wolverine wound on my boob"):

The bass player and the woman in the crowd:

The rapper and the self-described bon vivant:

The painter and the songstress of dog-related renown:

The Canadian:

* A NOTE ABOUT THE GAME: You won't actually need good luck, because all you have to do to cheat is scroll down because you know how when you permalink to individual posts the jump goes away? Yeah. The honest among you—and you know who you are—will halt your scrolling and guess and then proceed scrolling.