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Tuesday, July 19, 2011

Two-Block Radius Overheard in the Office

Posted by on Tue, Jul 19, 2011 at 9:52 AM

"One time I put on my pants, and a wasp had been sleeping in there."

Who said it?

 

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TVDinner 1
Wait. You guys wear pants?
Posted by TVDinner http:// on July 19, 2011 at 9:49 AM
2
Wait... wasp or WASP?
Posted by Of course! It changes my answer! on July 19, 2011 at 9:56 AM
Zebes 3
A Stranger staffer.
Posted by Zebes http://www.badrap.org/rescue/index.html on July 19, 2011 at 9:58 AM
Fifty-Two-Eighty 4
That's nothing, I've got a snake in my pants.
Posted by Fifty-Two-Eighty http://www.nra.org on July 19, 2011 at 9:58 AM
lukeiscool 5
Mudede.
Posted by lukeiscool on July 19, 2011 at 10:05 AM
6
Marcus Bachmann and he said it with an extremely pronounced lisp.
Posted by patrick66 on July 19, 2011 at 10:21 AM
jenniferjane 7
Lindy.
Posted by jenniferjane http://morningbikeporn.blogspot.com/ on July 19, 2011 at 10:22 AM
Urgutha Forka 8
Goldy
Posted by Urgutha Forka on July 19, 2011 at 10:29 AM
9
Cienna
Posted by keshmeshi on July 19, 2011 at 10:39 AM
10
I always envision Constant in yellow pants for some reason.
Posted by cliche on July 19, 2011 at 10:43 AM
rob! 11
"ONE TIME I put on my pants, and a wasp had been sleeping in there."

Never, ever try new things. And save your money for bus fare. (Hold it in your hand.)
Posted by rob! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZBdUceCL5U on July 19, 2011 at 10:43 AM
Urgutha Forka 12
Ok, fine, Dominic said it, and I'll guess it was a pot-induced hallucination.
Posted by Urgutha Forka on July 19, 2011 at 10:56 AM
care bear 13
Obvs Charles.
Posted by care bear on July 19, 2011 at 11:13 AM
14
it's an odd thing to say. How does one know a wasp is asleep? Maybe it was in a coma in there? Or meditating? Day dreaming?

Also, would it have been worse if the wasp had been awake in there?
Posted by LuisitaPhD on July 19, 2011 at 11:20 AM
leek 15
I voted for Mudede, even though the diction is unrealistically casual.
Posted by leek on July 19, 2011 at 11:24 AM
You Look Like I Need A Drink! 16
Mudede- cuz every time he posts something it’s either to race-bait or complain about winged creatures attacking him...
Posted by You Look Like I Need A Drink! on July 19, 2011 at 1:15 PM
Grant Brissey 17
Charles wasn't even here.
Posted by Grant Brissey http://www.thestranger.com/seattle/Author.html?oid=23414 on July 19, 2011 at 1:15 PM
Urgutha Forka 18
@17,
Then why'd you include him as one of the poll options?
Posted by Urgutha Forka on July 19, 2011 at 1:30 PM
balderdash 19
One time I put on my pants, and a scorpion had been sleeping in there.

True story. Feels bad, man.
Posted by balderdash http://introverse.blogspot.com on July 19, 2011 at 1:37 PM
MacCrocodile 20
I assume you fired the lazy bum. When I keep insects in my pants, I expect them to be awake and alert for the entire shift.
Posted by MacCrocodile on July 19, 2011 at 2:14 PM
21
I am thinking it's Grant considering the ear drop incident this morning and the Crow's Nest Christmas account. Gays like Christopher and Dominic would probably thoroughly inspect their pants before slipping them on their slender sexy bodies.
Posted by CommonKnowledge on July 19, 2011 at 2:28 PM
22
@20 made me laugh. I feel a little weird about it in retrospect.

Also, what @21 said. Grant is the Magoo.
Posted by katallred on July 20, 2011 at 4:20 AM
23
Wait, so who the fuck said it?
Posted by katallred on July 20, 2011 at 4:21 AM

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