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Tuesday, July 19, 2011

Religion Couple See Christ's Face on Walmart Receipt; EEEEEEEE!!!

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Tue, Jul 19, 2011 at 8:45 AM

Finally, proof positive that Jesus loves hillbillies more than the rest of us. A couple in Greenville, South Carolina return from one of their many trips to Walmart to discover... a mysterious picture of Jesus Christ on their receipt!! I mean... who else could it be? Dude's got a beard! And he's staring right at us in a judgmental fashion! IT'S A MIRACLE!!! (Whew. Thank god this receipt didn't fall into the wrong hands... such as somebody who shops at Urban Outfitters.)

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Jesus has Steve Buscemi eyes

Posted by suddenlyorcas on July 19, 2011 at 8:52 AM

Sure it looks judgmental, but in more of a "Really? You're wearing that? Can't say I'm surprised; you did get me at Wal-Mart." way.

Posted by MacCrocodile on July 19, 2011 at 8:52 AM

Charles Manson?

Posted by Bhamjason on July 19, 2011 at 8:56 AM

Jerry Garcia

Posted by jimmy

on July 19, 2011 at 8:56 AM

More like Michael Corleone a couple months after the McCluskey beatdown.

Verily I say unto thee that the the father commands ye shall keep thine enemies closer.

Maybe it's this guy? http://www.redmeat.com/redmeat/1998-09-2…

Posted by BornAgainInBellevue on July 19, 2011 at 9:02 AM

Looks more like Bin Laden.

Posted by BostonFontSnob on July 19, 2011 at 9:02 AM

It's a fucking miracle!!

It's a miracle how fucking stupid some people can be.

Posted by billrm on July 19, 2011 at 9:04 AM

It looks more like the guy used it to wipe his ass to me.

Posted by Fifty-Two-Eighty

on July 19, 2011 at 9:04 AM

That's not Jesus. That's Jose, my neighbor. Swear to jesus, that's him. He'd like his picture back, too.

Posted by Allyn on July 19, 2011 at 9:07 AM

I'm with @3, it looks more like Manson.

Posted by unpaid reader on July 19, 2011 at 9:11 AM

Did you notice that the image appeared UPSIDE DOWN on the receipt? They are showing it right side up of course, hoping we won't notice. But that is an UPSIDE DOWN image of Jesus. And we all know what that means . . . it's opposite day @ Walmart!

Posted by LuisitaPhD on July 19, 2011 at 9:14 AM

Abe Vigoda? Len Lesser? Vincent Schiavelli?

Posted by rob!

on July 19, 2011 at 9:21 AM

Why would Jesus make graven images of himself when the Bible explicitly forbids graven images? I mean, I know most Christians ignore that part anyway (God didn't mean the Old Testament like it sounds! Except the parts about gays!) but seriously, holy inconsistency.

Posted by e. ebullient on July 19, 2011 at 9:25 AM

I'm starting to leave messages for the radical Muslims that I see the face of Muhammad on the back walls of Bank of America and Chase banks...

Posted by after all they claim Virgin Mary apparitions on July 19, 2011 at 9:29 AM

I'm with 3 and 10...its totally Charles Manson.

Posted by TheMisanthrope on July 19, 2011 at 9:29 AM

Looks like the love child of Charles Manson and Marty Feldman.

Posted by Kinison

on July 19, 2011 at 9:35 AM

I would have said Charles Manson - or maybe Rasputin; they both look creepily similar.

Posted by COMTE

on July 19, 2011 at 9:37 AM

e bay that shit

Posted by boxcar on July 19, 2011 at 9:45 AM

I'd believe in a Wal*Mart receipt if I were engaged to "Gentry Lee". Yummie Hush Puppies.

Posted by Supreme Ruler Of The Universe

on July 19, 2011 at 9:47 AM

Ancient Aliens

Posted by Chef Thunder on July 19, 2011 at 9:50 AM

Amazing what fryer grease will do.

Posted by starsandgarters on July 19, 2011 at 10:02 AM

It's the American Taliban.

Posted by zombie eyes on July 19, 2011 at 10:06 AM

I once took a shit that looked exactly like John the Baptist.

Posted by Urgutha Forka on July 19, 2011 at 10:35 AM

I think it's a demon.

Posted by very bad homo on July 19, 2011 at 10:57 AM

Looks like that dude from Red Meat.

Posted by Zebes

on July 19, 2011 at 11:11 AM

It's Rasputin!!!

Posted by samktg on July 19, 2011 at 11:36 AM

Another vote for (a very bloated) Charles Manson. Or maybe Rasputin, now that you guys mention it.

Posted by Knat on July 19, 2011 at 12:17 PM

No, you're all wrong. It's Zappa. It's a message from Zappa, requesting Wal Mart allow his albums to be sold there.

Posted by HellboundAlleee

on July 19, 2011 at 3:34 PM

Why are they always of Jesus anyway? It looks more like a character from Hark! A Vagrant! to me.

Posted by MELEWEN on July 19, 2011 at 6:23 PM

All I know for sure is that the guy's girlfriend is HOT! If I had the divine power to put my face on that same receipt in an "upside down" fashion, I already know what I would have been looking at in the same "upside down" fashion -- HER BOOTIE!

Posted by Umm on July 22, 2011 at 6:16 AM