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Friday, July 15, 2011

2012 A Poem About Ron Paul

Posted by Paul Constant on Fri, Jul 15, 2011 at 4:04 PM

Over at The Daily Paul, Ron Paul fanatic legalizeliberty has written a poem. Because it is Friday, I would like to share it with you all:

Doctor Ron Paul
Your life long struggle
Gave us a chance to break our chains

Your fine example
Human being standing tall
For what is right

Every day we soldiers of Liberty
Holding onto the flag of your words
Victory within our hands and hearts

In my heart
You are already elected president

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Fearless leader!

Posted by Ziggity on July 15, 2011 at 4:12 PM

Barf.

Posted by RNBSN on July 15, 2011 at 4:13 PM

Awwwww...

Let's just hope that's where he stays elected, in this poet's heart...

Posted by merry on July 15, 2011 at 4:15 PM

I'm trying to figure out which liberties I'm being deprived of. The liberty to not pay taxes?

Posted by Mike in Olympia on July 15, 2011 at 4:17 PM

Oh god, Ron Paul! They're making us fund roads and schools and medicaid! Come liberate us from this abject servitude! I need an extra $100 a month to spend on ammunition and camo pants!

Posted by Zebes

on July 15, 2011 at 4:23 PM

I liked this poem in the earlier version, that began "Mein Fuhrer...", but was otherwise pretty much the same.

Posted by tiktok on July 15, 2011 at 4:24 PM

For Michelle Bachmann:

Sweet Michele Bachmann
It's your turn
Er - overdrive!

Mitt? He's not it
No Mormons! No Romneycare!

Pawlenty? Not tea party

Gingrich? That's rich!

Santorum is leaking in his khakis

Ron Paul represents y'all
But won't be around for the long haul

Herman Cain
He ain't able

Only sweet sweet Michele
With lotsa chootspa
Will march forward
To tea party victory!

Posted by Vadt on July 15, 2011 at 4:41 PM

Dear Ron Paul
Your ideas sounded great
Until I spent two seconds thinking about them

Posted by Proteus on July 15, 2011 at 4:41 PM

That guy's heart is the only place where Ron Paul has a chance to be elected president.

Posted by Gern Blanston on July 15, 2011 at 4:46 PM

The followers of Kim Il Sung wrote the same thing about sixty years ago. And he had a wacko son as well.

Posted by camlux on July 15, 2011 at 4:48 PM

Just like a ship at sea needs a helmsman,
So America needs Ron Paul!

Posted by dwightmoodyforgetsthings

on July 15, 2011 at 5:17 PM

All the musical sensibility and language-craft of Suzanne Somers, plus a bonus helping of weepy man-fascism. Bravo, my brave knight, you have built a masterpiece.

Posted by Fnarf

on July 15, 2011 at 5:17 PM

"a bonus helping of weepy man-fascism"

Oh fnarf, have I told you lately how much I adore you?

Posted by Catalina Vel-DuRay

on July 15, 2011 at 5:22 PM

Just because it is Friday doesn't mean that we're all drunk enough to not care...I've been dry for a couple months and I CANNOT DEAL WITH THIS BULLSHIT WITHOUT A FEW DRINKS IN ME.

Posted by venomlash on July 15, 2011 at 7:29 PM

Doctor Ron Paul...

...Every day we lazy soldiers of cheetos
Holding onto the our orange dicks,
live by your hackneyed words
Victory within our fevered adolescent imaginations
and our clogged hearts

Posted by pissy mcslogbot on July 15, 2011 at 8:04 PM

In my heart
you are already better than Lazarus Long
and John Galt combined ...
but not combined in that gay way.
no, nothing like that at all.

Posted by pissy mcslogbot on July 15, 2011 at 8:13 PM

Doctor Paul,
We luv Your stance on weed
Since it is hella the bomb
Dudes like you need to win and shit
'cause like being down with herb is
So
Much more sweet

Than not being 4 it and shit
So
Leave that other politics shit 4 the
Other bitch ass
Janky ho's.

Bam' that's some realz libertarian street verse for you suckas

Posted by pissy mcslogbot on July 15, 2011 at 11:51 PM

@15: Would that be Bohner's boner?

Posted by Joe Glibmoron on July 16, 2011 at 1:00 AM

The weeping member
orange and white like
a patriotic creamsicle
speaks for us all.

Posted by Joe Glibmoron on July 16, 2011 at 1:04 AM

Like a creamsicle melting
on the 4th of July
The passion of Bohner.

Dr. Paul will save us all.

Posted by Joe Glibmoron on July 16, 2011 at 2:02 AM

I like the cut of Joes' glib.

Posted by pissy mcslogbot on July 16, 2011 at 2:28 AM

It makes a lot more sense if you change the first line to "Dear Ru Paul"

Posted by tartuffe on July 16, 2011 at 7:11 AM

It makes a lot more sense if the first line is "Dear RuPaul"

Posted by tartuffe on July 16, 2011 at 7:15 AM

Raccoon for President.

Because gold is shiny.

Posted by I have always been... east coaster on July 16, 2011 at 8:43 AM

did his cat write that, translated by his spirit human?

Posted by myr on July 17, 2011 at 8:31 AM

Ron Paul is the only hope for our country. There are no other candidates to vote for! the choice is clear vote for liberty or vote for tyranny. Ron Paul 2012..

Posted by isabellaliberty on August 6, 2011 at 11:17 AM