Small, cute (but not cutesy!) Cure is a brand-new bar with good snacks and lots of windows on the west side of Capitol Hill's Cal Anderson Park—right across that funny little street from the tennis and basketball courts, just up from Rock Box.
What will you see while drinking there? Here's what I said:
The location of Cure—on the west side of Capitol Hill's Cal Anderson Park—means that while you drink and eat, you might see people playing basketball (sweaty, sexy) or bike polo (fascinating teetering) or adult dodgeball (should be a contradiction in terms)...
But commenter taint disagrees:
"The location of Cure—on the west side of Capitol Hill's Cal Anderson Park—means that while you drink and eat, you might see people shitting in the bushes, giving each other toothless blowjobs near the bathroom, and washing their filthy asses in the kid's wading pool".
there, fixed that for ya.
For the record, I've walked and rode my bike countless times through Cal Anderson Park (it's in the two-block radius, so I can't go anywhere else)...
...and while I've seen many an unhomed person sleeping, I've never seen any of the above. (And, to get all specifical about it, you cannot see any of the bushes nor the bathrooms nor the wading pool from Cure.)
But! Commenter Cato the Younger Younger agrees with taint:
you win Slog today!!!
Technically, it's not Slog—it's in comments over here. What are you thinking you'll see while drinking at Cure?
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