"Big news!" Paul exclaimed. "I have decided not to seek re-election for my House seat in 2012 and will focus all of my energy winning the presidency. My hometown newspaper, 'The Facts' will be running the exclusive story very shortly."
That's right! For the presidency! I'm sure this has nothing to do with the redistricting in Texas that eliminated Paul's district. Meanwhile, the Ron Paul blogosphere just shat itself with joy. Surely, the commenters say, now nothing will stand between Ron Paul and the presidency:
I must admit, i began to cry a little...sorry! What a hero...A role model for all humanity..