Miso Soup Stirrer: "You will be informed (via mobile phone) where my next meal will be. You will arrive in uniform an hour ahead of my own entrance and await me in the foyer or by the hostess' stand. You will accompany my party and I to our seats and you will stand beside my table and stir my soup once it has arrived."

"Using subtle hand signals," the prospective employer continues, "I will direct you to stir the soup along the side of the table. When I am ready to eat it, a signal will inform you to place the soup in front of me. While I am eating my soup, you will stand where you were stirring, making sure that the utensil you were using does not touch the table, or any other object. If I stop eating soup, you will stir the remainder."

The thorough job description—including a kimono requirement, physical requirements, a warning that those who "fail to include a full length photo" will be disqualified, and the sentence "I would not have taken the time to illustrate my needs in detail if this wasn't a serious offer"—continues earnestly here.

Thanks to NaFun, for stirring my soup, as it were.