Me and HICBIA were out last night, so... we dropped by the Comet and caught a little of Lisa "Dognapper" Dank's performance. The crowd was small but having fun, Dank's accompanist was wearing a mask and a t-shirt with "I'm With the Crazy Bitch" written on it, and we didn't see anyone throwing dog food. I thought Dank sang pretty well; we only stayed for two numbers, but both were perfectly serviceable sleazimonde dance tunes—get that girl a music producer, a stylist, and a personal trainer and she could go places. Still, music isn't what Dank's about: she's clearly working the persona-as-performance angle and the "artists" who work that angle need their rabid haters just as much as they need their rabid fans. So, Slogmob, unless you're trying to help Dank out, you might want to dial the hate back just a bit.

The only reference to dognapping/dogrescuing was a Snoopy doll on a chain slung around Lisa's neck.