One of [Ohio's draconian anti-abortion] heartbeat bill’s staunch advocates is Ohio Rep. Robert Mecklenborg, a Catholic from Cincinnati who represents western Hamilton County. Mecklenborg loved the bill so much he was one of its nearly 50 co-sponsors. In fact, he led the fight to get it passed. He is all about family you see: he is a married father of three.
So, let's play fill-in-the-blank! Robert Mecklenborg was caught ______________ with a _____________. His blood tested positive for ___________.
If your imagination is taking you to dark places and you just want to be done imagining the horrible things a family values candidate does in his spare time, the answer (and link to the story, which has a spoilerific headline) is after the jump.
The correct answer: Mecklenborg was caught driving intoxicated with a 26-year-old stripper in the passenger's seat. His blood tested positive for Viagra.
Shockingly, the stripper in Mecklenborg's car was a woman.