And we mean that.

TONIGHT

Baconopolis the Third: This is Tom Douglas’s paean to bacon. There will be carbonara with bacon, donuts with bacon, bacon wrapped in bacon with some bacon on the side... all in a ballroom with several hundred other people. Best part: bacon!

FRIDAY

Seattle International Beer Festival: Sample over 150 beers from 15 different countries in this three-day beer bonanza at the Seattle Center. Dogs are welcome. Children are not. Best part: beer!

Canada Day at Smith: This is not a joke: America’s hat really does have its own day. If you’re an expat, or just like singing Canada's national anthem, head to Smith for some Canadian beer. Best part: poutine.

SATURDAY

Capitol Hill Independence Day Picnic: Join Capitol Hillsters of all stripes in celebrating the Fourth a little early with four live bands, a pie-eating contest, and much more. Best part: free root beer floats "until the ice cream's gone."

There are also seven free wine tastings today! And more Seattle International Beer Festival.

SUNDAY

Rest. Or: Seattle International Beer Festival.

MONDAY, INDEPENDENCE DAY!

Weenies, weenies, weenies at your cookout! Or if you prefer, Sage Cafe is also hosting a vegan hot dog-fest that afternoon (with music and dessert!) for those who want to enjoy an animal cruelty-free Independence Day.

More Chow events for your mouth!