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Thursday, June 30, 2011

Chow Cuts Like Cake, Tastes Like Taco

Posted by Cienna Madrid on Thu, Jun 30, 2011 at 12:00 PM

A savory alternative to birthday cake: Bacon cornbread layered with black beans, seasoned ground beef, and nacho cheese sauce. Frosted with sour cream and decorated with crunched up cheese Doritos. Served at room temperature.

Envisioned by birthday girl Carlee, Created by Austin "Pastry Queen" Hicks.

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This is the food version of Goatse.

Posted by Andrew Cole on June 30, 2011 at 12:08 PM

If your cornbread comes out green, you're doing it wrong.

Posted by Fnarf

on June 30, 2011 at 12:09 PM

Barf-O-Rama

Posted by kitschnsync on June 30, 2011 at 12:22 PM

calling public health now, that ground beef needs to be kept at 145+. Please stand away from the doors and windows, as flashbang grenades can cause damage to human flesh. Please be assured that public health officials will not be armed with assualt rifles.

Posted by wisepunk on June 30, 2011 at 12:23 PM

Tastes like a shitty taco, maybe.

Posted by DOUG.

on June 30, 2011 at 12:24 PM

thisiswhyyourefat.com

Posted by UNPAID COMMENTER on June 30, 2011 at 12:26 PM

err... nevermind. I guess it's gone. damn.

Posted by UNPAID COMMENTER on June 30, 2011 at 12:30 PM

Unfortunately @6 that web site has gone the way of so many others - down the memory hole...

Posted by COMTE

on June 30, 2011 at 12:30 PM

I CONDEMN THEEEEEE!!!!

Posted by AmyC on June 30, 2011 at 12:32 PM

@8, no, I ate that website. With syrup.

Posted by gloomy gus on June 30, 2011 at 12:44 PM

why not wash it down with a chocolate milkshake or....
never mind, here's a gun. Just get it over with quick.

Posted by centrista on June 30, 2011 at 12:47 PM

Re: 6–8 & 10, weep not.

Posted by rob!

on June 30, 2011 at 12:50 PM

No one should be allowed to do food photography unless they're a food photographer.

Posted by starsandgarters on June 30, 2011 at 12:54 PM

Also, revisit Megan's Chocolate Cherry Pie Cupcake.

Posted by rob!

on June 30, 2011 at 1:01 PM

What. The. Fuck?

Posted by Hernandez

on June 30, 2011 at 1:05 PM

@14, you are a wizard - marvelous.

Posted by gloomy gus on June 30, 2011 at 1:25 PM

GODDAMMIT IT WAS DELICIOUS DAMN YOU ALL. (But I will not defend my photo skills.)

Posted by Cienna Madrid on June 30, 2011 at 2:20 PM

I have no idea what it tastes like, but the photo looks utterly revolting.

I have a simple rule for cake: If it does not contain chocolate, it is rarely worth eating.

Posted by Reverse Polarity on June 30, 2011 at 2:33 PM