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Tuesday, June 28, 2011

City Twilight of the Ass Cream Truck

Posted by on Tue, Jun 28, 2011 at 6:06 AM

As the sun set over Fred Wildlife Refuge on Monday.
  • E.S.
  • As the sun set over Fred Wildlife Refuge on Monday.

I hope this scene I stumbled across last night is not the actual twilight of the Ass Cream Truck. Because Ass Cream Truck, you were the weirdest, wrongest, wonderfulest thing in the parade on Sunday.

 

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Matt the Engineer 1
Is it crapping gold? Or is that a banana? I'm really glad that's a parade float and not a business.
Posted by Matt the Engineer on June 28, 2011 at 6:38 AM
revolutionsperminute 2
That is an ice cream cone being dumped between its butt cheeks, a brilliant design for an ass cream truck.
Posted by revolutionsperminute on June 28, 2011 at 6:52 AM
The Striking Viking 3
We aren't sure what our theme is going to be next year...but i can assure you the creative process that went into this float was fucking hilarious (there was always going to be an ass, but everything else kept evolving and changing...Jon was dead set on the water slide and the kiddie pool though), and we plan on next years being just as ridiculous. <3
Posted by The Striking Viking on June 28, 2011 at 7:21 AM
Enigma 4
This was the only good float in the parade. What happened to the awards? I didn't go last year, but the previous two years having a people choice float really seemed to bring out some quality.
Posted by Enigma http://approvereferendum71.org/ on June 28, 2011 at 8:47 AM
Kris 5
I thought it was a gerbil wearing a golden hat.
Posted by Kris on June 28, 2011 at 9:05 AM
COMTE 6
@3:

And here I spent all of last week watching you-all put this thing together, wondering the entire time what the end-result was going to be! Considering its state of (in)completion as of Friday, frankly, I'm amazed you got "your butts in-gear" to finish it by Sunday.

And Eli - why are you taking pictures of my office?
Posted by COMTE http://www.chriscomte.com on June 28, 2011 at 9:20 AM
Simone 7
How could I have missed that in the parade. Probably because I only saw the last part of the parade.
Posted by Simone on June 28, 2011 at 9:21 AM
Supreme Ruler Of The Universe 8

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Maybe the parade interp mavens here can help me. Who are the Unicorns, and why were they dragging a dead polar bear down the street?
Posted by RonK, Seattle on June 28, 2011 at 11:47 AM

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