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Make up your mind, lady! Huffington Post has the news on Michele Bachmann's latest flip-flop on sharing a spirit with serial killer John Wayne Gacy:

The GOP congresswoman told CNN on Tuesday her comments "were just misspeaking" and that her main intent was to show she identified with Wayne's patriotism.

"I wish I could be perfect," Bachmann said. "I'm a substantive, serious person" who has "good sense on how to turn the economy around" as president.

Candidate pro tip: If you have to say you're a substantive, serious person, that means nobody believes you're a substantive, serious person.