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Monday, June 27, 2011

Michele Bachmann Compares Herself to John Wayne Gacy

Posted by on Mon, Jun 27, 2011 at 11:48 AM

Well, it sure didn't take long for Bachmann to make her first serious campaign error: Oliver Willis says:

In the video below, Bachmann compares her spirit to that of John Wayne, who she says is from Waterloo, IA. Except the John Wayne from Waterloo is not the legendary actor but instead the notorious serial killer. Whoops.

She's going to mimic the "spirit" of someone who raped and murdered 33 teenage boys. Let's see how long it takes for her followers to back her up on this.

 

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Geni 1
Leaving aside the asininity of her mistake, what the hell did she mean by comparing herself to "the spirit of John Wayne" in the first place (even if she'd gotten Marion Morrison's birthplace right)? She's all show?
Posted by Geni on June 27, 2011 at 11:51 AM · Report this
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I hope Sufjan Stevens lets her use his JWG song for her campaign.
"And in my best behavior
I am really just like him
Look beneath the floor boards
For the secrets I have hid"
Posted by Levislade http://ballofwax.org on June 27, 2011 at 11:52 AM · Report this
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@2 damn!
"They were boys with their cars, summer jobs
Oh my God"
Posted by gloomy gus on June 27, 2011 at 11:56 AM · Report this
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John Wayne the actor portrayed notorious serial killers of Native Americans in many of his films. Um, that's what she meant, right?
Posted by Chris H http://christianhertzog.wordpress.com/ on June 27, 2011 at 11:56 AM · Report this
LogopolisMike 5
Imagine Michele Bachmann in clown make-up like Gacy.

Sorry, I just had that image in my mind and hoped that, by sharing it, I might flush it out. Because if I don't, I might never sleep again.
Posted by LogopolisMike http://logopolis.typepad.com on June 27, 2011 at 11:59 AM · Report this
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Wikipedia says Marion Robert/Mitchell Morrison (the actor, John Wayne) was born in Winterset, Iowa. Hey, Winterset, Waterloo, they both start with "W," right? And at least this time she had the right state, right?. (Sheesh. If we lowered the bar any more, we'd have to dig a trench for it.)

What a maroon! I hope her luck starting a campaign in a place named Waterloo is no better than Napoleon's was.
Posted by Brooklyn Reader on June 27, 2011 at 12:02 PM · Report this
evilvolus 7
Bwahahaha.
Posted by evilvolus on June 27, 2011 at 12:02 PM · Report this
Phoebe on NE 79th 8
A silly mistake. But to blow it up more than that, like you did Paul, is pretty silly too.
Posted by Phoebe on NE 79th on June 27, 2011 at 12:05 PM · Report this
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@9 If that was her only mistake then it would not be a big deal but at this point it really helps framing the whole picture.
Posted by bassplayerguy on June 27, 2011 at 12:08 PM · Report this
dotSpec 10
I hate Michele Bachmann just as much as the next guy but...

John Wayne Gacy was born on March 17, 1942 in Chicago, Illinois, the only son and the second of three children born of John Stanley Gacy (June 20, 1900 – December 25, 1969),...
Posted by dotSpec http://www.spec907.net on June 27, 2011 at 12:13 PM · Report this
very bad homo 11
Well she wants to rape and murder the constitution.
Posted by very bad homo on June 27, 2011 at 12:14 PM · Report this
Posted by Levislade http://ballofwax.org on June 27, 2011 at 12:17 PM · Report this
Baconcat 13
@8: You make wooden posts feel great about themselves.
Posted by Baconcat on June 27, 2011 at 12:22 PM · Report this
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She collects children too!
Posted by pox on June 27, 2011 at 12:25 PM · Report this
Fnarf 15
@10, "from" is not the same thing as "born in". Gacy did in fact live in Waterloo and committed his first crimes there (though not murders), and was sent to prison for the first time from there.
Posted by Fnarf http://www.facebook.com/fnarf on June 27, 2011 at 12:27 PM · Report this
Red_Ruth 16
Wow...
Posted by Red_Ruth on June 27, 2011 at 12:40 PM · Report this
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Rolling Stone has a very interesting piece on her at the moment. This woman is clearly insane or at the very least, extremely delusional.
Posted by jns on June 27, 2011 at 12:42 PM · Report this
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@2, you listen to that shit? What the fuck is wrong with you?
Posted by stimpy on June 27, 2011 at 1:02 PM · Report this
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She's a flake...
Posted by Random Poster on June 27, 2011 at 1:03 PM · Report this
Gern Blanston 20
Well, she is a clown after all.
Posted by Gern Blanston on June 27, 2011 at 1:04 PM · Report this
Catalina Vel-DuRay 21
Maybe she's trying to tell us something. It's a cry for help!
Posted by Catalina Vel-DuRay http://www.danlangdon.com on June 27, 2011 at 1:24 PM · Report this
seatackled 22
Some changes are coming to John Wayne's and John Wayne Gacy's Wikipedia pages. . .
Posted by seatackled on June 27, 2011 at 1:30 PM · Report this
Phoebe on NE 79th 23
Believe me, I’m one for enjoying her goofy gaffes, but don’t expect me to make hay out chicken feed when there is bound to be plenty of manure coming down the pike.
Posted by Phoebe on NE 79th on June 27, 2011 at 1:54 PM · Report this
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In related news, Scott Walker announces great Gein's in Wisconsin.
Posted by Sam Brownback just wants to be on your Rader on June 27, 2011 at 2:30 PM · Report this
Gurldoggie 25
I don't see the error. The analogy seems exactly right.
Posted by Gurldoggie http://gurldogg.blogspot.com on June 27, 2011 at 3:16 PM · Report this
Vince 26
The more she opens her mouth, the more she puts her foot inside. She's going to be a barrel of laughs.
Posted by Vince on June 27, 2011 at 3:46 PM · Report this
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Dems will do anything for opposition research. Here is a case where Michele Bachmann was born in Waterloo. John "The Duke" Wayne's parents lived in Waterloo but had moved before the Duke was born. It is easy to postulate that some pride of place led to a story that John Wayne was born in Waterloo and this story could have been part of provincial lore.

Only Weiner-loving perverts would use Gacy's birth place in association with Rep. Bachmann.

Posted by Dilbert_Cels_On_Ebay on June 27, 2011 at 6:58 PM · Report this
raindrop 28
@27: FTW!
Posted by raindrop on June 27, 2011 at 8:58 PM · Report this
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@27 Since, as was pointed out above, Gacy's birthplace was Chicago, your final comment doesn't really apply.

But if you mean those making hay out of Gacy being "from" Waterloo (in the sense that he lived there at one point), and since Michelle Bachmann was born in Waterloo, it seems natural to me that one would associate Bachmann with one of the cities that Gacy lived in. You can't mention her birth place without doing so! (BTW, you can't talk about my home town without talking about a town associated with Arthur Shawcross.)

Perhaps a complete thought before posting next time would allow you to make a point without it coming out as an illogical jumble of words.
Posted by madcap on June 27, 2011 at 10:53 PM · Report this
dwightmoodyforgetsthings 30
@23- You packed those agricultural metaphors in there tighter than chickens in a factory farm.
Posted by dwightmoodyforgetsthings http://www.reddit.com/r/spaceclop on June 28, 2011 at 8:50 AM · Report this
dwightmoodyforgetsthings 31
@27- So your point is Michelle Bachmann is proud of a complete fiction that a quick visit to Wikipedia would have cleared up for her?

Way to clear her name, bro.
Posted by dwightmoodyforgetsthings http://www.reddit.com/r/spaceclop on June 28, 2011 at 8:51 AM · Report this

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