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Friday, June 24, 2011

X-Ray Proves Kardashian's Butt Is for Real

Posted by on Fri, Jun 24, 2011 at 8:33 AM

In case you missed it:

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Proof that her butt is made of human.

 

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1
I hate America.
Posted by brokn2pieces on June 24, 2011 at 8:44 AM
Vince 2
Et tu?
Posted by Vince on June 24, 2011 at 8:46 AM
spamky 3
People were questioning it?
Posted by spamky on June 24, 2011 at 8:48 AM
4
What about the rest of her?
Posted by avocado on June 24, 2011 at 8:49 AM
5
You'll note the absence of an x-ray of her head.
Posted by Punditwatch on June 24, 2011 at 8:55 AM
no marketable skills 6
@5 - as her head is usually up her ass, they might have been going for a two-for-one type of deal...
Posted by no marketable skills on June 24, 2011 at 8:58 AM
Foghorn Leghorn 7
Organic matter, yes. Human?
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn on June 24, 2011 at 9:03 AM
venomlash 8
You seem to have tagged this "hetero" rather than "whore" by mistake. I'm as sex-positive as the next guy, but NOBODY should be famous solely because they leaked a sex tape.
Posted by venomlash on June 24, 2011 at 9:08 AM
Fnarf 9
Everyone involved in the making of or watching of any program featuring any of the Kardashians, from the idiotic stars down to the key grips and the boobs on the couch, is an affront to human decency and should be executed.

SHE'S NOT EVEN GOOD-LOOKING.
Posted by Fnarf http://www.facebook.com/fnarf on June 24, 2011 at 9:08 AM
Cui Bono 10
COME ON CHARLES
Posted by Cui Bono on June 24, 2011 at 9:16 AM
11
why is this important, Charles? You're propagating the horribleness known as the Kardashians.
Posted by fuddy on June 24, 2011 at 9:16 AM
TVDinner 12
@9: Not good-looking? TURN IN YOUR HETERO CARD RIGHT NOW, MISTER FNARF.
Posted by TVDinner http:// on June 24, 2011 at 9:20 AM
13
I just hoped the technician maxed out the radiation, making her sterile for the rest of her life.
Posted by Mike in Olympia on June 24, 2011 at 9:22 AM
14
Why did you fall for her publicity stunt and post it, then?

You can mock her, but the one who chose to post this and introduce this to further people, outlets, etc., is all YOU.
Posted by six five on June 24, 2011 at 9:28 AM
spamky 15
@8 She's famous for leaking a sex tape of her with Brandi's (the R&B singer) brother, not just for the sex tape. So remember kids, a sex tape wont get you famous unless it's starring someone who is at least related to someone famous.
Posted by spamky on June 24, 2011 at 9:31 AM
wisepunk 16
Uhhh @12? I wouldn't fuck her with your dick, that chick is fugly. I think it has to do with her lacking a soul.
Posted by wisepunk on June 24, 2011 at 9:31 AM
Urgutha Forka 17
@12,
Sorry, but I agree with Fnarf. Even without her caustic personality, she's not attractive. Not ugly, per se, but definitely not good looking.
Posted by Urgutha Forka on June 24, 2011 at 9:32 AM
18
that could be anyone's x-ray.

well, not ryan dunn's, i suppose. we'd see the car.
Posted by deepconcentration on June 24, 2011 at 9:41 AM
TVDinner 19
@12: Something is wrong with you people. I mean, really.

How is it you are not transformed into weak-kneed, drooling troglodytes by that ass? WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU PEOPLE?
Posted by TVDinner http:// on June 24, 2011 at 9:51 AM
biju 20
Charles obviously has a little crush on her, isn't that obvious
Posted by biju on June 24, 2011 at 9:57 AM
camlux 21
She needs to grin once to see if she likes it. Maybe try a belly laugh. She certainly needs to eat a sandwich in public with no makeup on.

In short, this plasticized blowup doll is as far from an attractive American girl as one can imagine.
Posted by camlux on June 24, 2011 at 10:12 AM
22
dat ass
Posted by The CHZA on June 24, 2011 at 10:13 AM
Urgutha Forka 23
@19,

Butterface
Posted by Urgutha Forka on June 24, 2011 at 10:16 AM
blip 24
I had no idea Kim Kardashian's ass was a source of controversy. I would like to know what space-age polymer her face is made from.
Posted by blip on June 24, 2011 at 10:41 AM
Fnarf 25
@19, her ass is GROSS. So what if it's big? Rosie Greer's ass was big too, and I don't want to fuck him. She does in fact, look like a linebacker. Just gross. I've seen a dozen prettier girls on the street today, and it's not even 11:00.
Posted by Fnarf http://www.facebook.com/fnarf on June 24, 2011 at 10:44 AM
Merchant Seaman 26
At two and one half the times the diameter, of the event horizon of a black hole, light bends into a prefect circle.
Posted by Merchant Seaman on June 24, 2011 at 10:57 AM
TVDinner 27
@25: Clearly something is wrong with you, Fnarf. If I had a snowball's chance with Rosey Greer, lord help me, I'd give it up faster than you can blink.
Posted by TVDinner http:// on June 24, 2011 at 11:03 AM
Mike 28
I know nearly nothing about this woman except that she's a relation of Bruce Jenner and I think she's in a reality show. I don't think she's particularly good-looking, but she's not nearly as ugly as the comments here. Seriously, Anthony Weiner sexts people he doesn't know, and that's okay, but this woman releases a sex tape of herself and that makes her a "whore?" I'm genuinely curious what she did to merit this level of passionate hate.
Posted by Mike on June 24, 2011 at 11:32 AM
starsandgarters 29
@28, she's not a relation of Jenner, he's her stepfather. Law, not blood.
Posted by starsandgarters on June 24, 2011 at 11:36 AM
merry 30
Nicki Minaj is next....
Posted by merry on June 24, 2011 at 11:40 AM
rootwinterguard 31
Please Slog stop. They really WILL go away if we ignore them. They will.
Posted by rootwinterguard http://www.askanatheist.tv on June 24, 2011 at 11:41 AM
32
I left all my care out in the car. No, I'm not going back to get it.
Posted by suddenlyorcas on June 24, 2011 at 11:47 AM
33
You should have her make an appearance in one of your Amanda Knox fan fiction stories.
Posted by Reg on June 24, 2011 at 11:50 AM
34
Kim is not famous because of the sex tape. She is famous because of the pure evil genius of her mother Chris. Chris is the right kind of hustler for the way things are done today. She's exploited her children, who have no demonstrable talent, and turned them into a multi-hundred million dollar empire.
Posted by Westside forever on June 24, 2011 at 12:13 PM
35
God Bless you, Mr. M, for running this piece about the greatest American --- note I didn't say, "greatest American piece" as I truly respect Ms. K.

Truly, this may be your finest piece yet, Mr. M., speaking of pieces, and I do love speaking of Ms. K's piece!!!

Surely, any self-respecting sex fiend would admire everything about that Super-K gal!!!

It's just too bad she comes from a seriously mentally-challenged bunch of neocon swill one hopes will never spawn.....
Posted by sgt_doom on June 24, 2011 at 12:40 PM
venomlash 36
@25: WORD. THAT.
Although I'm not an ass man myself, I do appreciate some shapely female posterior architecture. However, I would not hit that even with a sledgehammer.
Also, I prefer an ass that's not connected to a disgusting person.
@32: http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/photo…
@35: WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE THIS THREAD POLITICAL, YOU JIVE TURKEY?
Posted by venomlash on June 24, 2011 at 12:47 PM
Fnarf 37
@28, I never called her a whore. Even thinking about her sexuality is disgusting to me. I merely want her to die in the gas chamber, along with her sisters and Jenner and all those athletes they're married to and everyone else. It's FAME-whoring that annoys me, not FUCK-whoring. And people who can't stop talking about her ass even though they're not reacting to her ass at all but to the brainwashing of the fame machine. There are a hundred asses better than hers within 500 yards of where I'm sitting.
Posted by Fnarf http://www.facebook.com/fnarf on June 24, 2011 at 12:47 PM
38
Gotta love all the drippy dicks here who think not fucking Kim Kardashian would be their decision.

Kim Kardashian is 5' 2" and probably a size 4. Linebacker indeed! Fatty Fnarf just proves that he's never seen a linebacker in his life. But what would you expect from a "man" who loves watching male models pretend to be hurt?
Posted by Go Bloviate yourself Fatnarf on June 24, 2011 at 1:12 PM
Bauhaus I 39
Kardashians, go away!
Posted by Bauhaus I on June 24, 2011 at 2:17 PM
40
Another reason to hate OJ Simpson.

If it weren't for him, we'd have never heard of a kardashian.
Posted by upanatm on June 24, 2011 at 3:11 PM
laterite 41
Eh, all the fame-whoring aside, she's alright by me; it's nice to see a body shape other than "assless willowy white girl" given media attention. Christina Hendricks is another glorious example. Plus I kinda have a thing for Turkish/Armenian/Persian ladies anyway, so that doesn't hurt.
Posted by laterite on June 24, 2011 at 3:47 PM
42
Aw cmon she is hot she can stick around
Posted by Democrat1234 on June 24, 2011 at 4:16 PM
watchout5 43
so rill right there, most rill butt I've ever seen, it's so rill I'd put it on a grill, rilly
Posted by watchout5 http://www.overclockeddrama.com on June 25, 2011 at 4:47 AM
44
It is fake...they don't do butt implants cause they look totally fake, they do fat injections, which they probably took from her head...I think she's just banking on people being as dumb as she is to believe she has anything natural... why are they famous?
Posted by gogreen on June 26, 2011 at 1:49 PM

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