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Wednesday, June 22, 2011

Cats Dear Barking Cat: WE SAW YOU BARKING!

Posted by on Wed, Jun 22, 2011 at 12:11 PM

Dear Barking Cat:
We saw you barking, yo! So quit trying to deny it by not-so-subtly changing your bark into a meow. Look, barking cat. Anytime you're ready to come out of the closet, we'll be here for you. We love and cherish your individuality, and we accept you for who you are*. BE YOURSELF, barking cat. BE... YOURSELF.
Love,
The World


[* Confidential to the World: This is totally fucked up, and there's no way we're accepting this. Don't worry—that freak will be euthanized by dawn.]

 

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1
that video is so weird and awesome.
Posted by mitten on June 22, 2011 at 12:21 PM
More, I Say! 2
Cats are crafty fuckers!
Posted by More, I Say! on June 22, 2011 at 12:22 PM
A Concerned Parent 3
That cat looked visibly embarrassed. Maybe we've discovered part of their evil world domination plot?
Posted by A Concerned Parent on June 22, 2011 at 12:28 PM
Banna 4
More proof that cats are assholes.
Posted by Banna http://www.ucp.org on June 22, 2011 at 12:31 PM
5
More proof that cats are crafty fuckers.
Posted by judybrowni on June 22, 2011 at 12:37 PM
6
cats are soooo low that they would fuck a dog if you weren't looking. no joke.
Posted by mrbanana on June 22, 2011 at 12:47 PM
Tingleyfeeln 7
What was it barking at? I've seen cats make short vocalizations mimicking birds in an attempt to catch one. Maybe this puss saw its favorite dog?

OK, I'm on board with the world domination plot theory, in all honesty.
Posted by Tingleyfeeln on June 22, 2011 at 1:07 PM
The Max 8
What's so freaky about a bilingual cat?
Posted by The Max on June 22, 2011 at 1:48 PM
sirkowski 9
2012
Posted by sirkowski http://www.missdynamite.com on June 22, 2011 at 1:55 PM
10
Cats are evolutionarily awesome. It's been shown that the meow of a domestic cat closely resembles the sonic signature of a crying human infant. That they would learn to bark to emulate a competitor for food/attention is not surprising.
Posted by sonder on June 22, 2011 at 2:44 PM
FlagrantMary 11
That messed my cat up. She scrambled from the room.
Posted by FlagrantMary on June 22, 2011 at 5:16 PM
mackro 12
I'm surprised no one has mentioned why this cat is evil. Maybe it's because of its SOLID YELLOW EYES HFS OMG!
Posted by mackro http://mackro.blogspot.com on June 22, 2011 at 8:42 PM
venomlash 13
@10: Meowing in wild cats is how kittens talk to their mothers. Domestic cats have a lot of traits that are really just neoteny.
Posted by venomlash on June 22, 2011 at 9:34 PM
Jaymz 14
That ain't no cat - this is a MiB moment....
Posted by Jaymz on June 22, 2011 at 10:38 PM
very bad homo 15
It's really not that hard to speak dog.
Posted by very bad homo on June 22, 2011 at 11:23 PM
ZoeCat 16
That wasn't barking, it was a hairball.
Posted by ZoeCat on June 23, 2011 at 9:20 AM

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