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Monday, June 20, 2011

Theater / Dance So, How'd You Like This Year's Northwest New Works at On the Boards?

Posted by on Mon, Jun 20, 2011 at 12:43 PM

I'm still working on my review of this weekend, which was middling compared to past years. The highs were lower, the lows were higher. (But how about those icebergs and stalactites made of thousands of pieces of paper in the last piece by "aluminum siding & mattisonethemove"? I'm not crazy about their name, but the set and the way the dancers used pieces of paper in the way that b-boys use handkerchiefs—dropping and catching them in improbable ways—was diverting. On the other hand, I'm back to feeling grumpy about Jeppa Hall/Queen Shmooquan, who has lost me and won me and lost me again.)

Anyway, here's what one artist, who typically loves OtB, drew in my notebook last night after the main stage show:

otbjackuse.jpg

I'm guessing that's a bad review. But maybe that's just my spermatophobia talking.

 

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Why would you assume that's a bad review? I think you could interpret that to mean that he loves OTB so much that he ejaculates OTB!
Posted by charity on June 20, 2011 at 12:40 PM
Supreme Ruler Of The Universe 2
He must have been thinking about Alyssa Campenella in the swimsuit competition.
Posted by Supreme Ruler Of The Universe http://yrihf.com on June 20, 2011 at 12:42 PM
Schmapdi 3
I would think anything that results in ejaculation would be a good review. I know I would be thrilled if I came and the result was 3 legible letters!
Posted by Schmapdi on June 20, 2011 at 9:13 PM
happyfella73 4
from the photo, I derive that masterbatory performances took place only for the pleasure of the performers.
Posted by happyfella73 on June 21, 2011 at 8:59 AM

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