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Wednesday, June 15, 2011

We Are In an Editorial Meeting Until 11

Posted by on Wed, Jun 15, 2011 at 9:24 AM

We're having an editorial meeting for two hours, which means there will be no posting on Slog until 11. See you then! Do you think there's something we should be discussing at this meeting? Put it in the comments!

In the meantime, if you're looking for something to do, here are some lesbian sex tips, including good advice for masturbators of all genders and orientations:

How to Use Your Sex Parts (If You Are a Lady Having Sex with a Lady)

Masturbate. A lot. Try different positions, different toys, different orifices (and beyond). Try for different types of orgasms—don't just go for a direct hit (unless you only have five minutes in a public bathroom). Indulge yourself; foreplay isn't just for when other people are around. Play with your fantasies, kinks, and desires. Read up on female sexuality and erotica. Confidence is key when it comes to sex—and the more you try out, the more you will know what works for you and the less timid you'll be about your own and other people's bodies. Plus, that post-orgasm glow looks really good on you.

Communicate. A lot. Everyone's bodies (and brains) are different, even when you are working with similar parts. Rid yourself of preconceived notions about what ladies do with lady parts. You don't have to be romantic and slow. Don't be afraid to fuck. Ask for and take what you want (remembering to make sure everyone involved is on board, of course). Embrace the fluidity that female sexuality has to offer, and play with all the tools you were given and the ones you've bought.

Your hands are your primary tools, so get ready to get arm-deep. Keep your nails trimmed, get latex/latex-free gloves, and lube. With patience and lots of talking you can look forward to fisting, G-spot orgasms, and ejaculating. Strap-ons can also be powerful and exciting. Psychic dick is an amazing thing to experience—so if you are game, it's worth investing in. (Any previously acquired cock-sucking skills can still come in handy when working with silicone.) And don't neglect your classic oral-sex techniques. Three 6 Mafia and the rest of us would rather get some head, and you have the advantage on giving a lady what she really wants.

 

Comments (5) RSS

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1
pls stop trying to be a tech blog.
Posted by protip on June 15, 2011 at 9:30 AM
2
I would've appreciated a "here's a chatroom for you idiots" like last time but it's not like I pay you guys anything anyways.
Posted by The CHZA on June 15, 2011 at 9:56 AM
3
You know, you could always just set it up to auto post periodically for those 2 hours, but that would mean coming up with things to post ahead of time...
Posted by UNPAID COMMENTER on June 15, 2011 at 12:30 PM
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God damn it, would you please for the love of god stop making posts to tell us you're not going to post? OMG, nearly two fucking hours! Do you expect us to go through withdrawals? You make 40-50 posts a day; do you really think we're running out of Slog to read and panicking? Jesus.
Posted by beef rallard on June 15, 2011 at 2:16 PM
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While you're giving my feedback the serious consideration it deserves, please also stop the incessant one-line-link-to-the-line-out-blog posts. They only serve to annoy two wholly different groups of people: 1) "yes, if I wanted to read Line Out, I'D FUCKING READ LINE OUT", and 2) "yes, I read Line Out, SO I ALREADY FUCKING SAW THIS YOU DICKS"

Posted by beef rallard on June 15, 2011 at 2:19 PM

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