In Case You Missed It: The Stranger Republican Debate Live-Slog.
Easier Garbage Searches, Extended Surreptitious Surveillance: Meet your new FBI guidelines.
The Good News: Zero Casualties: Restored Boeing B-17 Flying Fortress “Liberty Belle” crashes and burns in a cornfield outside Chicago.
'Strategic Partnership': Secret US and Afghanistan talks could see troops stay for decades?!
Soggy Evidence: Malfunctioning sprinkler pipe floods evidence storage area at the Washington State Crime Lab.
Salty Evidence: Man and woman found dead following a high-speed police chase on Interstate 5 both had designer-druggy "bath salts" in their systems.
Big Talk from Crazy Woman: 'Elect me and I'll kill the EPA!' says Michele Bachmann.
$5.7 Billion: What U.S. airlines made in fees last year.
Instant Karma for Him, Compounded Horror for Her:
877-year-old woman raped by man who dies during the act.
The Agony of the Philanthropist's Offspring: Bill Gates' kids to inherit 'miniscule portion' of his fortune.
In Belltown: A rash of window smashing.
Yay! But Isn't This Extortion?: The Space Needle will fly the Pride Flag—if the community raises $50,000 for charity.
Finally, happy birthday to George O'Dowd, known to the world as Boy George, the cartoonishly gender-bending '80s pop star born on this day in 1961. Here's "The War Song," Culture Club's career-complicating single of 1984. If you're one of those people who thinks war is cool, this song has something to teach you.