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Monday, June 13, 2011

Politics Shorter Republican Debate Recap

Posted by Christopher Frizzelle on Mon, Jun 13, 2011 at 11:19 PM

Michelle Bachmann has raised 23 foster children, Tim Pawlenty is less of a serious candidate and more of an orchid, Herman Cain believes you can solve any problem if you surround yourself with the right toppings, once again Michelle Bachmann has raised 23 foster children, Ron Paul says he would "do much less" than the government has already done helping homeowners through the housing crisis, Mitt Romney does surprisingly well at seeming sane and human given that he is a hologram, Michelle Bachmann would just like to say for a third time that she has 23 foster children as well as five biological children of her own which is a total of 28 children, Newt Gingrich says you have to be careful hiring Muslims because sometimes Muslims who secretly want to kill Americans lie to you and you never know which kind of Muslim you're going to get, Rick Santorum is really into consistency, and CNN anchor John King's whimsical streak needs to be stopped.

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Santorum's consistency indeed!

Posted by moobenesque on June 13, 2011 at 11:33 PM

Whenever little Rickie gets handed a microphone I click on www.spreadingsantorum.com

Better for your blood pressure than a drinking game.

Posted by judybrowni on June 13, 2011 at 11:43 PM

What a pathetic, pitiful group of rodeo clowns...

Posted by TreGibbs on June 14, 2011 at 12:08 AM

Here's some Formula 409.

Clean up our window when you've finished pressing your face up against it.

--signed, The GOP

Posted by Supreme Ruler Of The Universe

on June 14, 2011 at 12:33 AM

Time to start taking out Mitt Romney...he is the realistic threat to Obama at this point. He can sell himself as a "moderate" and with 10% unemployment.....well the 45th President could be Romney. Be scared...very scared. OR hope for massive job creation in the next 12 months

Posted by Cato the Younger Younger on June 14, 2011 at 3:55 AM

"When asked, 'What would you do to prevent war?', (Bachmann) spoke so eloquently of patriotism, battlefields, & diamond tiaras that grown (Tea Partiers) wept."

- With deepest sympathies, Julia. I do so hate wasting one of your quotes, but it so applies...

Posted by igub on June 14, 2011 at 5:41 AM

@4: FYI, the debates are open for EVERYONE to watch, since these clowns are trying so hard to be EVERYONE's presidential candidate. This isn't some secret club where you and only you have access to their minutes.

Good day, GOP clown. I said, GOOD DAY.

Posted by suddenlyorcas on June 14, 2011 at 6:16 AM

So there are 28 fucked up kids in Minnesota, plus the number Pawlenty has gotten his hands on.

Posted by seatackled on June 14, 2011 at 6:18 AM

Seven Dwarfs... all Dopey.

Posted by SuperSteve on June 14, 2011 at 6:54 AM

Who uses Formula 409 to clean a window?

Typical republican - not even capable of simple household tasks. That's why they are so eager to eliminate the estate tax. If they had to work for a living, they couldn't even get a job at the Motel 6.

Posted by Catalina Vel-DuRay

on June 14, 2011 at 7:12 AM

A real American uses newsprint and vinegar.

Posted by Will in Seattle

on June 14, 2011 at 11:50 AM

No Will, a "Real American hires" an illegal. Washing a window would cause him/her shortness of breath and dizziness.

Personally, I use Windex. It's such a pretty shade of blue, and I love the chemical smell.

Posted by Catalina Vel-DuRay

on June 14, 2011 at 2:24 PM