The state gov'mint says, "Most state-run liquor stores will be open on Memorial Day, Monday, May 30." Christopher Frizzelle's endless harping wins!* Here are your Monday-in-Seattle boozeries, open at either 10 a.m. or 11 a.m. and closing at 7 p.m.:

12TH & EAST PINE
7TH & BELL
4TH AVE SOUTH
BROADWAY
CROWN HILL
EAST UNION
GREENWOOD
MAGNOLIA
NORTHGATE
QUEEN ANNE
UNIVERSITY VILLAGE
WEST SEATTLE
WHITE CENTER

A full statewise list is here, drunkypants.

Also, eater.com has video of the 10 best barbecue disasters on the entire internet—I am afraid to watch these, personally, but enjoy. And be careful out there!

*He would still like to point out that he will be in California, where the stores of all stripes properly flow with available hard liquor long after 7 p.m. at night.