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News & ArtsTuesday, May 3, 2011
Science Enough of the Dead Osama Business!
Posted by Charles Mudede on Tue, May 3, 2011 at 8:16 AM
Life goes on...
1
Best narration ever: "After being lured by the flower's sweet perfume, the male wasp ejaculates in the flower. Afterward, he cleans himself up and staggers off..."
This reminds me, as no small amount of things do, of a few stanzas of The Penis Song by Uncle Bonsai:
"If I had a penis
I'd wear it outside
In cafes and car lots
With pomp and with pride
If I had a penis
I'd pamper it proper
I'd stay in the tub
And use me as a stopper
If I had a penis
I'd take it to parties
Stretch it and stroke it
And shove it at smarties
I'd take it to pet shows
And teach it to stay
I'd stuff it in turkeys
On Thanksgiving Day...."
This reminds me, as no small amount of things do, of a few stanzas of The Penis Song by Uncle Bonsai:
"If I had a penis
I'd wear it outside
In cafes and car lots
With pomp and with pride
If I had a penis
I'd pamper it proper
I'd stay in the tub
And use me as a stopper
If I had a penis
I'd take it to parties
Stretch it and stroke it
And shove it at smarties
I'd take it to pet shows
And teach it to stay
I'd stuff it in turkeys
On Thanksgiving Day...."
3
So Japan gets hit with a tsunami/earthquake of EPIC proportions and SLOG readers are subjected to weeks worth of "OMG WERE ALL GOING TO DIE!!", but Navy Seals, under order from President Obama, takes out the FBIs most wanted, which bring both Republican and Democrats together in praise of Obama and just one day later "Meh, enough of this Osama crap!".
SLOG is so far left, it poops carbon credits.
SLOG is so far left, it poops carbon credits.
4
@3 japan was an issue of humans in nature. osama is an issue for the military industrial complex. true, on the far left we don't revel at militarism like we do nature.
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