In Olympia: Gov. Gregoire partly vetoed the proposed medical marijuana bill yesterday.

In Seattle: The city will pay a $1.5 million settlement to the family of John T. Williams.

In Libya: Gaddafi has called to negotiate a cease-fire with NATO.

In Syria: The government deployed more troops today to the southern town of Dara'a where 73 people were killed yesterday.

In Alabama: MSNBC reports that the death toll from Wednesday's tornadoes reached 337 this morning, making them the worst since 1925.

In the grand tradition of Republicans and tacky advertising: Tea party license plates are a go in Arizona.

Awwww, don't cry now, normally-stodgy British news sources: BBC reports that around a million spectators showed up to watch Prince William drive off in a convertible yesterday, some after camping out for days.

...And, not to be outdone: The Guardian reports the scandalous news that Prince William kissed Kate Middleton twice yesterday, when they got married or something.

You broke the space shuttle, you guys! Yesterday's shuttle launch at the Kennedy Center has been delayed 48 hours due to Endeavor's heating problems, so President Obama took it as an opportunity to hang out with Mark Kelly and Gabby Giffords.

In fact, that's well over 90 percent of what they do not meant to be a factual statement: Rick Santorum helpfully declares that Planned Parenthood likes killing minorities.

Finally, someone technically made this video for Easter, but tenacious paraplegic baby bunnies and their adorable mobility devices never go out of style. Good morning!