Okay, look, fuck a spoiler warning: As I told you on Wednesday, Superman renounced his American citizenship in Action Comics # 900. Yesterday, I shared the comments that resulted when Fox News discovered the news.

Today, we've tipped over into anarchy! There's comment-thread rioting going on out there, people. And I can't stop reading these outraged teabagger comments. First, we go to Glenn Beck's long-forgotten Huffington Post ripoff, The Blaze:

I will never buy another Marvel comic again.

Superman has officially turned into Stupidman.
I’m riding with Bizarro, Mr. Mxyzptlk, and Green Lantern with kryptonite manifestations.

From now on I am rooting for Lex Luther. Yes that is right, the American business man with a huge sum of money. Maybe that is why Lex kept trying to kill Superman, he saw this coming. The illegal alien turned UN patsy. Change his suite to the hammer and sickle.

God help us…..we have lost Superman…..it’s official we gone to hell in hand basket!
Now you can even buy your kids a comic book. I bet the original creator of Superman is flipping in his gave!

Time to dip my bullets in Kryptonite seasoned pig fat :)

So, so much more (did you know that Stan Lee is a member of the Illuminati?) after the jump. Seriously, much more.

If Superman has converted to Islam we are in a heap of trouble

He is EVIL LOOKING and who would ever BUY that comic book? YUCK, an AMERICAN who doesn’t want to be an American? Can you pass these out in Mexico, please?

Hey Stupid man What the heck happened to you ? You been drinking Soros Kool-aid ?

They will have him come out of the closet next

And when Drudge linked to the original Comics Alliance story about all this, the comments thread went wild, too:

good for the man of steel superman truth,justis and the american way has bied with the bushes time in office fother and son killed america in my mind thxs god bless the usa

is this any surprising to anyone paying attention that after many years of indoctrinating the youth with a mongrel philosophy? sadly at the root of this issue is absentee parenting. To turn the nurturing of a child's mind over to a warped group of ideologues is tantamount to child abuse and neglect.

well, they are ill prepared to become the guardians of liberty, and these actions show a prime example of whats to come.

Stan Lee is a well known Illuminati member and DC comics is rife with occult symbolism. it is not a surprise that they are now moving into this phase. the globalists know in their hearts that they have won and defeated the nation state.

My son will never read a communist comic traitor rag from these scum again. NEVER. This is an outrage. This is the enemy within. This is showing who the enemies of truth, freedom, liberty, constitution and the USA are. This is a coordinated assault on deconstructing the USA and replacing it with banking cabals, oligarchical collectivism and a globalist NWO.

A nation can survive its fools and even the ambitious. But it cannot survive treason from within. An enemy at the gates is less formidable, for he is known and he carries his banners openly against the city. But the traitor moves among those within the gates freely, his sly whispers rustling through all alleys, heard in the very halls of government itself. For the traitor appears no traitor; he speaks in the accents familiar to his victim, and he wears their face and their garments and he appeals to the baseness that lies deep in the hearts of all men. He rots the soul of a nation; he works secretly and unknown in the night to undermine the pillars of a city; he infects the body politic so that it can no longer resist. A murderer is less to be feared. The traitor is the plague. - Cicero


I wont surrender to the NWO.

Lets' get The Hulk to kick his commie ass

The real reason Superman is renouncing his US citizenship is because he just found out Obama actually IS a US citizen.

In conclusion: Best. Friday Ever!