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"We need a sex act called 'kissing on the palace balcony,'" writes "Savage Love" reader J.B. "It should be something dirty that makes people giggle giddily every time it comes up on TV."

Any ideas, Sloggers?

And while we're at it: we also might want to come up with something for "ride in an open carriage" and "third in line for the throne."