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Tuesday, April 26, 2011

Religion Today in Pat Robertson's Air-Tight Logic

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Tue, Apr 26, 2011 at 11:20 AM

I am a liberal, therefore I want to kill babies. This truth we hold to be self-evident. However, in the following clip from The 700 Club (how do I join??), barely cognizant Pat Robertson builds an extremely convincing case that proves once and for all that the reason we want to kill all those babies is to put lesbians on a level playing field.
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Posted by venomlash on April 26, 2011 at 11:25 AM

Uhh um ug err lesbians and up the uh far left and uherm uhhh think about it ladies and gentlemen.

Watching a man who knows his institutions empire is coming to an end crumble into a rambling mess of hate and confusion is almost sad. Almost.

Posted by Solar System on April 26, 2011 at 11:36 AM

It's also pretty satisfying.

Posted by Certainly! on April 26, 2011 at 11:39 AM

The Far Left is a culture of death, a culture of death that wants to end the wars and capital punishment. Yup, culture of death, that's us.

Posted by OuterCow on April 26, 2011 at 11:55 AM

Don't let Pat distract you from the fact that god is currently punishing Texas with wild fires and the bible belt with floods and tornados and not a gay in sight to blame it on.

Posted by monkey on April 26, 2011 at 12:11 PM

No see because we are America and the states united under the Constitution by God that means the actions of gays in San Francisco translate into natural disasters in the Midwest.

This what Christians really believe and it's horrifying especially because THEY ALL VOTE.

Posted by Solar System on April 26, 2011 at 12:56 PM

I think he sounds like he's smoking crack.

Posted by Vince on April 26, 2011 at 1:02 PM

It's weird, the parody stuff that Colbert and Stewart say about guys like Robertson doesn't even come close to the crazy shit he actually says.

Posted by Westside forever on April 26, 2011 at 1:22 PM

what? I didn't even understand what the hell he was saying!

Posted by eastcoastreader on April 26, 2011 at 5:26 PM

I just love the fact that the opposite of a lesbian is a 'Married Lady'

No other state is offered or considered.

Posted by Malcolm in Sydney on April 26, 2011 at 5:30 PM

Between this and Franklin Graham talking nice about Donald Trump, Jesus Wept.

Posted by TheRain on April 26, 2011 at 9:58 PM

why is this fucker still alive? obviously, there is no God or else he would've taken this guy off the Earth years ago.

Posted by apres_moi on April 26, 2011 at 11:58 PM

wait, my partner is a lesbian, and she had twins 7 months ago. so, does that make her straight? or on a level playing field with straight women? hang on, i'm lost here...

Posted by TimesTwo on April 27, 2011 at 6:41 AM