In this video, we meet "Happy the Clown" who just happens to be the most fucking depressed clown in the history of Barnum & Bailey. There are a few reasons for this: 1) He lives next to a very busy highway. 2) In Jersey, apparently. 3) He's maybe four feet tall? 4) His house kind of sucks. 5) He's currently unemployed, his wife died of leukemia, and he suffers from gout. (I made that up—but it's entirely possible.) 6) He hasn't molested a child in days. 7) Jesus totally doesn't love him, no matter what this stupid, stupid baby says.