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Monday, April 25, 2011

Hump Super Soakers, Duct Tape, Lucky Number 7

Posted by on Mon, Apr 25, 2011 at 4:18 PM

They're this year's extra-credit *props the seventh annual HUMP! More details about HUMP! 7 coming soon!

* Filmmakers don't have to use the props to get their films into HUMP!. It's just a way for HUMP! filmmakers to let HUMP! audiences know they made their porns just for HUMP!, just for them, and it's always fun to see how HUMP! filmmakers subtly work the extra-credit props into their porns. Subtle like Super Soakers. And for the record: duct tape was Kelly O's idea, not mine.

 

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Will in Seattle 1
remember, electrical tape (black) is not the same as duct tape (grey, silver, brown, green, red).

use the former when biking and the latter for removing unsafe viaducts before they collapse and kill thousands.
Posted by Will in Seattle http://www.facebook.com/WillSeattle on April 25, 2011 at 4:21 PM
2
Ahh only watching this silly little ad on The Stranger could make it seem actually dirty...
Posted by Lynx on April 25, 2011 at 4:25 PM
3
"porns"?
Posted by royalpigeon on April 25, 2011 at 4:35 PM
this guy I know in Spokane 4
@2 - no, it really is dirty.
Posted by this guy I know in Spokane on April 25, 2011 at 6:00 PM
5
Both electrical and duct (duck) tape come in more colors then you would imagine. (I am using the materials definition, duct tape has a color layer, fabric layer, and adhesive layer. Electrical doesn't have the fabric layer.) If anyone wants a prop made out of duck tape, I am your guy. Seriously. www.facebook.com/ducktapejeff
Posted by JFP on April 25, 2011 at 6:02 PM
saxfanatic 6
What, no extra credits for adding the squirting, wet and shaggy-haired young men?
Posted by saxfanatic on April 25, 2011 at 6:25 PM
7
Dan,
Do you support marriage rights for polygamists?
Posted by . on April 25, 2011 at 6:45 PM
Amnt 8
Hm, didn't realized Super Soaker is now part of Nerf.

And yes, that was my first thought in response to a post that is really about porn. But maybe I'll try and get to Hump this year.
Posted by Amnt on April 25, 2011 at 7:23 PM
stuckie 9
I wonder if a Oozinator would work...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=LXC7qZ_iWgM
Posted by stuckie on April 25, 2011 at 8:07 PM
10
Duct tape, eh? Don't complain when you get a Red Green parody porn!

http://youtu.be/c5GnBvpFnzA

Posted by ams_ on April 25, 2011 at 10:23 PM
Rach3l 11
Nerf is super absorbent. Super soakers are super wet! There's a fish-and-chips-genre joke just waiting to happen.
Posted by Rach3l on April 26, 2011 at 4:59 AM
12
And here I thought this was going to be a "Carnac the Magnificent"-style post.
Posted by Looking For a Better Read on April 26, 2011 at 8:41 AM
13
Dan.

Do you support marriage rights for polygamists?
Posted by . on April 26, 2011 at 3:52 PM
venomlash 14
Dan.

Do you support meme rights for Milhouse?
Posted by venomlash on April 26, 2011 at 4:22 PM
brian 15
Ooohhh, somebody learned an html tag!
Posted by brian on April 29, 2011 at 12:15 AM

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