First, who the fuck does Raffi Torres think he is? Just over a week ago Torres got (questionably) suspended for four games for a hit against the Oilers' Jordan Eberle. Yesterday he played his first game since the suspension and what does he do? Oh, just take a wild fucking guess. HE DOES THE SAME EXACT THING THAT COST HIM FOUR GODDAMN GAMES:

This time Torres only got a two minute penalty. The Blackhawks scored on the power play, but they ultimately lost the game—Canucks lead the series 3-0. Understandably, the Blackhawks are pissed. The player Torres hit, Brent Seabrook, continued to play the rest of the game but he was "a little woozy" after the hit. Seabrook claims Torres aimed for his head.

Surprisingly the NHL won't be suspending Torres this time around. According to chicagobreakingsports.com, Torres will be able to play in tomorrow's game. LUCKY BREAK, DUDE. I'm sure tomorrow will bring lots of tension (read: EPIC FIGHTS).

In other suspension news, Bobby Ryan of the Ducks got suspended for two games for being an asshole and doing this during Friday's game against the Predators. Yeah, poor wittle baby couldn't get the puck so he had to throw a fit and stomp on another guy's skate? Dummy. The Predators lead the series 2-1 after winning last night (GO PREDS!).

Some other stuff happened, too: A ref got a broken leg during the Rangers-Capitals game, Martin Erat of the Preds got his four front teeth knocked out, and Tootoo scored a goal! I love Jordin Tootoo.

Here are the playoff standings so far:

Vancouver Canucks vs Chicago Blackhawks: Vancouver leads series 3-0.
LA Kings vs San Jose Sharks: Series tied 1-1.
New York Rangers vs Washington Capitals: Washington leads series 2-1.
Buffalo Sabres vs Philadelphia Flyers: Series tied 1-1.
Phoenix Coyotes vs Detroit Red Wings: Detroit leads series 2-0.
Nashville Predators vs Anaheim Ducks: Nashville leads the series 2-1.
Montreal Canadiens vs Boston Bruins: Montreal leads the series 2-0.
Tampa Bay Lightning vs Pittsburgh Penguins: Series tied 1-1.

Tonight's games are:

Flyers vs Sabres
Penguins vs Lightning
Bruins vs Canadiens
Red Wings vs Coyotes*

Isn't playoff season just the best?

*LOSE, RED WINGS.