No, I'm pretty sure it's the total lack of self-awareness. Thanks to Slog tipper Rachel, here are some obnoxious lines from Paltrow's new cookbook:
"I had my first bowl of gazpacho when I was fifteen in Spain, and the impression it made was a lasting one."
"We've got a wood-burning pizza oven in the garden—a luxury, I know, but it's one of the best investments I've ever made."
"One evening when I had my wood-burning stove going I realized I hadn't thought of dessert."
"I first had a version of this at a Japanese monastery during a silent retreat—don't ask, it's a long story."
God, I hate Gwyneth Paltrow.