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Wednesday, April 13, 2011

Dina Martina Refuses to Answer the Question!

Posted by on Wed, Apr 13, 2011 at 9:51 AM

Dina Martina is in Questionland for a few days, answering all kinds of questions from the polis, including "Should I learn to whittle?" and "What is the best way to take out an unsightly stain from one's undergarments?" and "Is it better to eat atomic fish from the Pacific Ocean or the farmed ones with mercury in them from the Atlantic?"

But so far Dina Martina HAS REFUSED TO ANSWER the most pertinent, piercing question in the bunch:

Ms. Martina, As a longtime fan I have been worried about you since I heard of the passing of comedy legend Mr. Soupy Sales. I know of your past romantic involvement and I've wondered how his passing has changed you and the landscape of American entertainment and fine art. Best wishes, Michael K. Wells.

What is Dina trying to hide? We demand an answer.


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Who owns Questionland?
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