The Ram dropped off some swag today and we all thought the cupcakes were delicious (except for Bethany, who's still kinda bitter over how they confiscated her fake ID 20 years ago). But the logoed caps and other tchotchkes? Really? You couldn't slap your logo on something we need?

For example, I'm totally out of disposable razors, Cienna needs deodorant, and Eli could use some batteries. All sizes. You can never have too many. As for Bethany, she'd like some really good pens (as opposed to those crappy ballpoints they ration out upstairs). "Uni-Ball Elite," to be specific. Slap your logo on some of those, and you might even earn a plug, if not her complete forgiveness.