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Monday, April 4, 2011

Homo Gay Adoption: Now Mandatory, According to NOM

Posted by on Mon, Apr 4, 2011 at 11:53 AM

This is exactly what those "against equality" queers were worried about.

 

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Catalina Vel-DuRay 1
Mandatory? Oh dear.....If I am forced to take in children, they will find out that I am studying to be a witch so that I can defeat any possible German invasions.

Oh wait... that's the plot to "Bedknobs and Broomsticks"

If I am going to be forced to adopt, I want an older one who can do yardwork and mix drinks and watch the dogs when we go to Palm Springs.

Posted by Catalina Vel-DuRay http://www.danlangdon.com on April 4, 2011 at 12:13 PM
saxfanatic 2
Mandatory gay adoption? One can only hope. For now though it's probably a little overambitious.
Posted by saxfanatic on April 4, 2011 at 12:20 PM
BEG 3
Dammit. Alright, someone tell me where I'm supposed to pick up my new kid. Kids? What's the obligation, now?
Posted by BEG http://twitter.com/#!/browneyedgirl65 on April 4, 2011 at 12:22 PM
4
Adoption? Fuck. I was planning on inseminating. Do you know how much effort goes into researching all the genetic histories of your man friends?!
Posted by Zuulabelle http://www.mellophant.com on April 4, 2011 at 12:28 PM
rob! 5
And VAG Ken Cucinelli will doubtless bend over for Gaggie Mallagrinch's strap-on.
Posted by rob! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZBdUceCL5U on April 4, 2011 at 12:50 PM
Urgutha Forka 6
Well, if it's mandatory, then I call dibs on Dan Savage. Let him be MY flying monkey for a change.
Posted by Urgutha Forka on April 4, 2011 at 12:53 PM
7
Gosh, the end of the student loans is finally in sight, I just might have the mortage paid before retirement, my hubbie and I have all kind of trips planned, and I have to give all that up to adopt a baby!

Posted by Clayton on April 4, 2011 at 1:05 PM
8
Can't I just continue to keep cats, instead?
Posted by NapoleonXIV on April 4, 2011 at 1:08 PM
Canuck 9
@6 I'd copyright that T-Shirt idea tout de suite, Urgutha, if I were you. But I hear he's no good at laundry...
Posted by Canuck on April 4, 2011 at 1:24 PM
10
So long as it's only mandatory for teh gheys. I spent good money getting snipped making sure i wouldn't join the ranks of the child-encumbered, and i'll be damned if i get a kid or two foisted on me now.
Posted by mlb on April 4, 2011 at 1:30 PM
11
He. Heh heh. Hi-hi-hih-hih-hi-hi.. Ha hah-hah hah HA HA HA hah-hah HA HA HAHAHA....

Oh wait -- they mean it seriously! Damn. This is going to look so good in the comedic sketch recreation a few decades into our uncharted future...
Posted by ankylosaur on April 4, 2011 at 1:59 PM
Stiny 12
OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM

That's all I can think about when I see that acronym.
Posted by Stiny on April 4, 2011 at 2:17 PM
BEG 13
@12 I know, right? I seriously take a minute or two each time to work out what the acronym actually is .. nom? nope.... no on marriage? nope...
Posted by BEG http://twitter.com/#!/browneyedgirl65 on April 4, 2011 at 2:23 PM
John Horstman 14
@12, 13: I always think of the French word (from its use in English as a loan word e.g. nom de plume, though of course we have the exact correlate "name"), including when people go "nom nom nom" to indicate eating; the result is usually hilarious.
Posted by John Horstman on April 4, 2011 at 2:35 PM
John Horstman 15
That said, just seeing "NOM" as an acronym evokes lolcatz images in my brain, with a cat biting someone.
Posted by John Horstman on April 4, 2011 at 2:37 PM
Sargon Bighorn 16
What do they eat? How many times a day do they need to be walked? Should I de-worm them once a quarter? Will they supply a "How To" book?
Posted by Sargon Bighorn on April 4, 2011 at 3:09 PM
venomlash 17
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Posted by venomlash on April 4, 2011 at 3:30 PM
scary tyler moore 18
can i adopt a gay man? my condo needs a good interior designer.
Posted by scary tyler moore http://pushymcshove.blogspot.com/ on April 4, 2011 at 3:52 PM
Purocuyu 19
favorite comment from the article, mentions that mandatory gay adoption is as mandatory, as mandatory religious adoption (in that neither is allowed to be discriminated against). But you can't get the religious to hate people if you are honest, now can you
Posted by Purocuyu http://littlevictorygarden.tumblr.com on April 4, 2011 at 3:52 PM

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