"Longtime listener, Slog reader, etc.," writes a longtime listener, Slog reader, etc. "I voted for your sister—for the cat litter thing?—and done other things you've asked of Slog's flying monkeys. I've voted in polls, I've given money, I've sent angry emails. But now I need help. I want to get my friend on the cover of Yoga Journal! She's inspired me to get my fitness back and I want to pay her back and help her achieve her goal! Can you PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE send this link out to my fellow flying monkeys on Slog? Ask them to vote!"

Done and done.

The voting is a little confusing: you have to click on five stars, then click "rate," and then your vote is recorded. You can also vote once a day. And seeing as I just voted for your yogi, longtime listener, Slog reader, etc., I suppose that makes me your flying monkey. And now I'm going to order the rest of my fellow flying monkeys to go and...

VOTE!