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Thursday, March 17, 2011

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Posted by Mary Traverse on Thu, Mar 17, 2011 at 5:00 PM

My pet crabs, McBiteypants and Mr. Pinchy, are holding Han and Lando hostage. Their intentions are unclear.

That is all.

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Those are some nasty crabs..I mean you should get yourself checked out Mary...and PRACTICE SAFE SEX!!!

Posted by Cato the Younger Younger on March 17, 2011 at 5:01 PM

Remember, friends don't let friends get into bed with crustaceans.

They do it in the ice-filled sinks instead.

Posted by Will in Seattle

on March 17, 2011 at 5:03 PM

Luckily, they have smooth, plastic boy parts, which are well known to discourage the transmission of crabs. They should probably wash their merkins, though, just to be safe.

Posted by Canuck on March 17, 2011 at 5:25 PM

Which one is Mr. Pinchy? Which one is Han?

Posted by bluefawx on March 17, 2011 at 5:31 PM

there is actually a Flickr group for this type of image.
submit to: http://www.flickr.com/groups/toys-in-per…

Posted by Andy_Squirrel on March 17, 2011 at 5:35 PM

The reddish-brown crab is Mr. Pinchy. That is Endor Han on the left.

Posted by Mary P. Traverse

on March 17, 2011 at 5:49 PM

I've got a bad feeling about this.

Posted by venomlash on March 17, 2011 at 6:04 PM

It's a long shot for sure, but maybe if Lando and Han were to walk between the bars of their cage, they could escape a slow and painful death.

Posted by seandr on March 17, 2011 at 6:09 PM

Oh man, this rules.

Posted by derek_erdman

on March 17, 2011 at 6:15 PM

McBiteypants is one of the good guys, he's trying to cut through the bars to save them! Hooray for McBiteypants!!

Posted by Badger on March 17, 2011 at 7:05 PM

it's a trap!

Posted by lizdini on March 17, 2011 at 7:09 PM

I think Han and Lando are cage dancing while Mixmaster Pinchy and MC Biteypants keep the beat goin'. NSSST NSST NSSST

It probably sounds like this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LoZQYOrVQ…

Posted by BenY on March 17, 2011 at 7:29 PM

"YOU'VE GOT CRABS, ASS-FACE!"

Posted by sirkowski

on March 17, 2011 at 7:38 PM

Is there a back on the cage?

Posted by Deebee on March 17, 2011 at 8:31 PM

RRRAARRRHHH!!! RARRRHH!!!

Posted by STJA on March 17, 2011 at 8:40 PM

I feel very afraid for Han and Lando right now.

Posted by carriemcc on March 17, 2011 at 9:25 PM

You, madam, are my favorite.

Posted by disintegrator

on March 17, 2011 at 9:29 PM

I can feign concern for plastic Han and Lando and their unfortunate case of crabs, but I'm honestly still a little bitter that you had no commentary (positive or negative) about the Star Wars tribute in the 2011 Quake Rugby calendar... We had a sexy Han Solo and even a lewd Chewbacca, dammit! Does that mean nothing??

Posted by UNPAID COMMENTER on March 18, 2011 at 1:37 AM

This photo made my day...thank-you! :)

Posted by beec on March 18, 2011 at 6:47 AM