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News & ArtsTuesday, March 8, 2011
Mailbag Today in Poorly Targeted PR Efforts
Posted by Grant Brissey on Tue, Mar 8, 2011 at 12:18 PM
Dear A. Birch,
Spotlight Media Relations is pleased to announce we are now working with Gene Juarez Salons and Spas.
As a member of the Seattle media, we would like to invite you to come into one of our salon locations —including our popular Downtown, University Village and Bellevue locations - meet our talented staff, and receive a free salon treatment of your choice.
In addition, we hope you’ll keep Gene Juarez Salons in mind anytime you need a beauty expert for an interview, or are interested in doing a beauty or makeover story. For example, Guy Lacey is a great resource on just about any hair or beauty topic.
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Well, he could use a new haircut.
I miss his wildman phase when he sported jungle hats, personally.
I miss his wildman phase when he sported jungle hats, personally.
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Dear Mr. Steen,
I am sure that you are familiar with the greastest of American games, baseball. Yes, the glory days of rounders may be long past, but free agency and integration are wrongs we can correct at another time. Being a patriot, I am sure that you understand that a hanging curveball does not occur often, and homerun hitters need to swing for the fences when prestened with an opportunity as such.
Please, dear sir, swing away, and let these suffragettes feel the scorn of your mighty pen.
As always, your loyal half-breed servant,
wisepunk.
I am sure that you are familiar with the greastest of American games, baseball. Yes, the glory days of rounders may be long past, but free agency and integration are wrongs we can correct at another time. Being a patriot, I am sure that you understand that a hanging curveball does not occur often, and homerun hitters need to swing for the fences when prestened with an opportunity as such.
Please, dear sir, swing away, and let these suffragettes feel the scorn of your mighty pen.
As always, your loyal half-breed servant,
wisepunk.
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I sure hope his pen is mightier than the sword over the attack on the beloved Husky bball players today ...
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