Jesus Christ! No Republicans actually want to announce that they're running for president, apparently. Everyone thought maybe Newt Gingrich would be the first to take a stand and officially announce his intentions, but no: Today, he announced a website: newtexplore2012. And that's it. Not even an exploratory committee. A website.

Somebody needs to start showing a fucking spine, here. Or is the Fox News pundit money too good to give up?